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Buckshot Bob Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) Â Edited March 13 by Buckshot Bob Hate the merger 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Â Â Â 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:  And sometimes flour, cornmeal, and lard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:  4 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:  And sometimes flour, cornmeal, and lard. You forgot the Powdered Milk. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said: My daughter scratched her mother's name on the door of our old Nissan P/U. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) 12 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:  You forgot the Powdered Milk.  It's odd...I really didn't like it as a kid, but now I don't mind it.  Plus it's very useful in cooking. Edited March 14 by Subdeacon Joe 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 On 3/12/2024 at 8:29 AM, Buckshot Bear said: To me 3 would be the perfect bbq'd snag.     ...... can I please have the one that looks like a steak, and the one that looks like a pork chop .....  3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 18 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:  That almost killed my wife! I thought she was going to have a coronary she was laughing so much. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Some of you need this just sayin........... Â Â 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 How would you eat with this body modification? Â 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 13 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: How would you eat with this body modification you dont....Darwinism at its purest... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 28 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: How would you eat with this body modification? Â Mr. Slim, I'm here about the job. Â Wanna bet there, Spanky? 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 40 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: How would you eat with this body modification? Â Use a sink stopper while eating. The chain could hang from the earring. 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 6 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Use a sink stopper while eating. The chain could hang from the earring.  That was funny Eyesa 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Can ya imagine your daughter bringing "that" home? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 34 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Can ya imagine your daughter bringing "that" home? They would both learn a valuable lesson that day! I thank God for a daughter like Kaya. I didn't deserve her. Lol 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 43 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Can ya imagine your daughter bringing "that" home? Â Nope. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: Can ya imagine your daughter bringing "that" home? Time to review the Rules for Dating My Daughter. I showed this to my daughter when she was at that age, and told her that ANY boy she brought home would be required to read, sign, and date this. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. ********  2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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