Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes

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[Eyesa Horg]

You won't fare well if you try to steal my dog. Promise,not a threat.

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[Texas Joker]

10 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Real Profits.

False Prophets.

Nah he got it right.

 

It's a pun based on an onamonapeia 

 

See profit means money coming in and that is a doctored future anthropomorphic climate change expert ( cause she's a kid now) indicating that anthropomorphic climate change laws are really about money. Give them money and they'll change a system so complex we have no understanding how it works

 

prophet might also work since it can be argued anthropomorphic climate change is a religion. But I liked his approach. 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

So what's your point?

[Subdeacon Joe]

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7 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

Nah he got it right.

 

It's a pun based on an onamonapeia 

 

See profit means money coming in and that is a doctored future anthropomorphic climate change expert ( cause she's a kid now) indicating that anthropomorphic climate change laws are really about money. Give them money and they'll change a system so complex we have no understanding how it works

 

prophet might also work since it can be argued anthropomorphic climate change is a religion. But I liked his approach. 

 

That's why I will often call him The Profit AlGore.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

Profitable and prophetable. One leads to the other. 

[Subdeacon Joe]

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

Ya know, I was thinking about the Easter egg hunts when I was a kid. They always used real boiled eggs, left out all day sometimes, peeled and eaten after all of them were found. I didn't die...huh.

 

Do people still use real eggs? I thought it was the plastic eggs with candy inside these days.

[Alpo]

One year one of the eggs was found in late July.

 

After that MomMAMA and Daddy quit using real eggs. Used the candy-coated marshmallow eggs that came individually wrapped.

 

Still had real eggs in the Easter basket, but we no longer hunted for real eggs.

Edited December 28, 2023 by Alpo
dammit otto I have never said mom in my life

[Eyesa Horg]

We used to poke holes in the ends and blow the albumin and yoke out, then color them. Don't recall what we used for hunts.

[Raylan]

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9 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

 

  ...... soylent green ?  

[Subdeacon Joe]

19 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ...... soylent green ?  

 

Too much slime and fecal matter.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Just now, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Too much slime and fecal matter.

 

 I believe these have built-in devices to separate such matter from the harvest target   

[Subdeacon Joe]

Just now, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 I believe these have built-in devices to separate such matter from the harvest target   

 

But what's the point?  You just lost 95% of the weight.

[Sedalia Dave]