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33 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

,,,,,,,, is that Miss Rocky Meadows ?  :wub:

I don't think Rocky's that old. Born in 67 would make her 55.

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1 hour ago, Gracos Kid said:

Curtis & Leroy Mule Traders will teach us how it’s done . . .
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Cookeville, Tn. for a mule and bought the mule for $100.


The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.


The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night .”


Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”


The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?”


Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off.”


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!”


Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!”


A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the IGA grocery store and asked. “What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”


They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1998.00


The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?”


Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”


Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.


 They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout & Stimulus Programs.


 Their first suggestion: Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms. One in office & one in prison
 
 

 

 

Main problem with that is they can't count.

 

Buy the mule for $100. Sell 1000 tickets for $2 each. That's $2,000 worth of sales, minus $100 cost, leaves them $1,900.

 

If they return the $2 for the winning ticket holder, that leaves them $1,898 profit, not 1,998.

 

I wonder sometimes if I'm the only one that ever does the math in a joke.

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10 hours ago, Alpo said:

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I'm just going to say Mrs. Doc is a '66 model, if you will... She looks far younger than her. 

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