Alpo Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Could not decide whether to put this in the dog thread or the cat thread, so I put it here. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 ...... can I please be introduced to this lovely car 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 ,,,,,,,, is that Miss Rocky Meadows ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 ...... oops, not memes ....... sorry ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 33 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ,,,,,,,, is that Miss Rocky Meadows ? I don't think Rocky's that old. Born in 67 would make her 55. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Gracos Kid said: Curtis & Leroy Mule Traders will teach us how it’s done . . . Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Cookeville, Tn. for a mule and bought the mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night .” Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule.” The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?” Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off.” The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!” Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!” A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the IGA grocery store and asked. “What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?” They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $1998.00 The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?” Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.” Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout & Stimulus Programs. Their first suggestion: Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms. One in office & one in prison Main problem with that is they can't count. Buy the mule for $100. Sell 1000 tickets for $2 each. That's $2,000 worth of sales, minus $100 cost, leaves them $1,900. If they return the $2 for the winning ticket holder, that leaves them $1,898 profit, not 1,998. I wonder sometimes if I'm the only one that ever does the math in a joke. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 29 minutes ago, Alpo said: I don't think Rocky's that old. Born in 67 would make her 55. ...... no need to crawl up to her ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 and, what would be wrong with that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DocWard Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Alpo said: I'm just going to say Mrs. Doc is a '66 model, if you will... She looks far younger than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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