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17 hours ago, MizPete said:

Then I made the mistake of saying I was a five-minute donor. 

 

My wife and I had races.  She broke 3 minutes a few times.   My best was something like 3 min. 15 seconds.  We would ask for "A table for two. " 

 

First time I got her to the blood bank I told the rech, "Be gentle...she's never felt a prick before. "  Everyone broke up as she turned bright red.

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It means I can bleed a pint in five minutes or less.

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Dangit. Don't you just hate it when you answer a question at the bottom of the page, not realizing either that it is at the bottom of the page, or that the page has been turned, and there have been several responses on the next page?

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my fault for a change - not Otto's

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12 minutes ago, MizPete said:

It means I can bleed a pint in five minutes or less.

Is that because you got watery blood (squirts out faster than the thick stuff), or high blood pressure?

 

 

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 ELSE PAT WILL COME AFTER US FOR NOT POSTING MEMES. :o

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13 hours ago, Alpo said:

Is that because you got watery blood (squirts out faster than the thick stuff), or high blood pressure?

 

Yeah.  It means I was told I have a lack of a blood thinner.

 

 

 

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On 2/18/2020 at 4:44 PM, Alpo said:

Is that because you got watery blood (squirts out faster than the thick stuff), or high blood pressure?

Yes.  Tho my BP wasn't high at that time.  I apparently lack, or am deficient in, one of the clotting factors.

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