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The reason he's having to go back to the store, is it she asked for "carton", and he came in with "bottles".

 

The problem is that the woman was not precise. Milk comes in several sizes of cartons. Half pint, pint, quart, and half gallon.

 

A man would have requested he bring back a quart of milk, or a gallon of milk. Precision, thy name is not woman.

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35 minutes ago, Alpo said:

The reason he's having to go back to the store, is it she asked for "carton", and he came in with "bottles".

 

The problem is that the woman was not precise. Milk comes in several sizes of cartons. Half pint, pint, quart, and half gallon.

 

A man would have requested he bring back a quart of milk, or a gallon of milk. Precision, thy name is not woman.

My wife always has something to add to the list when I'm going to the store. I get what she wants, but get asked "Why didn't you get the large size/ small size / only one?"

"You said get this. That's what I got. You didn't SAY large. small, five..."

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