Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted April 20 Posted April 20 33 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Nothing seems to surprise me anymore. Give Alpo a day or two. 1 5 Quote
Gracos Kid Posted April 20 Posted April 20 3 hours ago, Alpo said: I was eating supper with a coworker back in 1980. I left the waitress a dollar tip. Lloyd reached over, took my dollar, tore it in half and stuck half under my plate and half under his plate. And he was laughing as we left - that was just so damn funny. I didn't go out to eat with him anymore. A guy I worked with was always having to return to the table for another swig of water after everyone else was going to the register to pay.....I watched him and he collected everyone else's tips to pay for his meal.....He was a total waste of employment..... 2 Quote
Michigan Slim Posted April 21 Posted April 21 On 4/14/2026 at 11:24 AM, Cypress Sun said: Did Armour and Oscar Mayer merge? That's just brilliant. 1 Quote
Michigan Slim Posted April 21 Posted April 21 40 minutes ago, Gracos Kid said: A guy I worked with was always having to return to the table for another swig of water after everyone else was going to the register to pay.....I watched him and he collected everyone else's tips to pay for his meal.....He was a total waste of employment..... I would have kicked his ass in the parking lot. 1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted April 21 Posted April 21 Makes sense to me. In the early 1960s I was given a wooden Milton Bradley jigsaw puzzle map of the United States. Conus was all together. But Hawaii and Alaska were their own little piece just sitting out there in the Pacific Ocean. In the seventies they redesigned it, and now Alaska looks like it's part of Mexico. But if you look closely you will see that it says it's attached to Canada, even though it's underneath Texas. But the one I had -- Alaska looked like an island. Completely surrounded by water. Canada was not on the map at all. Neither was Mexico. Quote
Cypress Sun Posted April 21 Posted April 21 2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: Can't say I ever thought Alaska was an island! It's a good thing it isn't an island. Can you imagine the tidal wave it would make when it flipped over! 3 2 Quote
Alpo Posted April 21 Posted April 21 I did not believe the population of Alaska will ever get large enough to tip the island over. Guam, certainly. Puerto Rico, possibly. But Alaska? Ain't that many people. Ain't that many people in the whole US. 1 2 Quote
Sixgun Seamus Posted April 21 Posted April 21 13 minutes ago, Alpo said: I did not believe the population of Alaska will ever get large enough to tip the island over. Guam, certainly. Puerto Rico, possibly. But Alaska? Ain't that many people. Ain't that many people in the whole US. Yeah.....but you gotta remember those mountains are pretty heavy and the extra people might be enough....just sayin'.🤪 3 Quote
Alpo Posted April 21 Posted April 21 The heavy mountains might sink it, but to tip it over everybody would have to be there at the edge. 5 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 22 Posted April 22 I told a teenager today I used to get 10 tapes for a penny in the mail, and I'm not sure if she thinks I'm lying about what a tape is, what a penny is, what the mail is...or all three. 3 4 1 Quote
Pat Riot Posted April 22 Author Posted April 22 2 hours ago, Alpo said: The “Me” above is me but in a split second. 2 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 22 Posted April 22 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Someone needs to make earbuds like that! 5 Quote
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted April 23 Posted April 23 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: I can see the living room couch coming into range for you! Regards Gateway Kid 4 Quote
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