Alpo Posted January 27 Posted January 27 2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: I thought it was BRAVO ECHO ECHO ROMEO? 2 Quote
Dusty Boots Posted January 27 Posted January 27 On 1/26/2026 at 3:54 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: I just had a hip replacement 5 weeks ago. This is sick. I think it is spelled stick. Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 1 hour ago, DeaconKC said: You need a more positive attitude. 1 1 Quote
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted January 27 Posted January 27 10 minutes ago, Dusty Boots said: I think it is spelled stick. Ummm no, but that’s funny right there! Quote
Rip Snorter Posted January 27 Posted January 27 A hip idea, for sure! Talk about double jointed... 1 Quote
Alpo Posted January 29 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Wonder if the reason I started laughing is because I don't like cats? While cat lovers would find it unamusing? 1 3 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 29 Posted January 29 40 minutes ago, Alpo said: Wonder if the reason I started laughing is because I don't like cats? While cat lovers would find it unamusing?  And there it went, zooming over his head! 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted January 29 Posted January 29 2 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:  And there it went, zooming over his head! I don't think so.  First, I'm pretty sure that was Goldfinger that had the laser beam that was going to cut Bond in two, not Blofeld. But regardless, there is the laser beam that is going to cut Bond in two. The cat jumps out of the villain's arms to land on the table because to chase the laser beam dot.  The cat is going to get cut in two.  I find that amusing because I don't like cats.  How did it go zooming over my head? 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 29 Posted January 29 1 minute ago, Alpo said: How did it go zooming over my head?  It doesn't have to be a high energy laser.  Think    That's not cutting holes in the floor.   Quote
Alpo Posted January 29 Posted January 29 You might need to go rewatch the movie. Â Bond is strapped to the table, with his legs spread. The laser beam is slowly crawling its way up the table towards Jimmy's crotch. He says to the villain - DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK? Â No Mr Bond. I expect you to die. 1 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 29 Posted January 29 22 minutes ago, Alpo said: You might need to go rewatch the movie.  Bond is strapped to the table, with his legs spread. The laser beam is slowly crawling its way up the table towards Jimmy's crotch. He says to the villain - DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?  No Mr Bond. I expect you to die.  Death by 10,000 cat scratches. 1 1 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 29 Posted January 29 6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:  Death by 10,000 cat scratches.  Not possible. Said killer cat will then lay on the victim, covering him in cat hair thereby staunching the blood....oh, and take a crap in his shoe. 4 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 29 Posted January 29 3 hours ago, Chantry said: Â Â ...... only your pharmacist will know ..... 3 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 29 Posted January 29 5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: Â Not possible. Said killer cat will then lay on the victim, covering him in cat hair thereby staunching the blood....oh, and take a crap in his shoe. Â Ooooo...that cat hair in the wounds will carry it all sorts of lovely pathogens! 3 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 29 Posted January 29 7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Â Ooooo...that cat hair in the wounds will carry it all sorts of lovely pathogens! Not to mention it will probably vomit on him too. 2 1 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 30 Posted January 30 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Â Ooooo...that cat hair in the wounds will carry it all sorts of lovely pathogens! Â Cat scratch fever? Not the Ted Nugent song though. 3 1 Quote
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