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Posted
12 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Order once and you have meals for 2 or 3 days. 

I started to add on the bottom of that, that when I order a pizza I generally get two large, stick The leftovers in the refrigerator and eat off of it for 2 or 3 days, and I don't care what the delivery guy thinks. But then I decided not to make that post. And then you reply to what looks like I did make that post. That was confusing.

 

Are you reading my mind?

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I started to add on the bottom of that, that when I order a pizza I generally get two large, stick The leftovers in the refrigerator and eat off of it for 2 or 3 days, and I don't care what the delivery guy thinks. But then I decided not to make that post. And then you reply to what looks like I did make that post. That was confusing.

 

Are you reading my mind?

 

We're guys, we know how pizza works. 

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Posted
20 hours ago, Alpo said:

I feel like I came into part 3 of a six-part television episode. I'm not real sure what was going on in that story, but I'm pretty sure this is not a meme.

 

Post in the wrong place?

Apparently I did ... and no idea how ... pardon me, pards, while I excavate the silverware drawer.
I need to find the spatula so I can scrape the egg off my face!

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Posted
16 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

I think you posted this here by mistake.

 

I think you're right!

My apologies!

That's what I get when I'm trying to post when we get company ... something to do with a row of leggy dancing girls high-kicking while kegs of beer are rolled in, while costumed Las Vegas show girls are parading in with trays of delectables, while ...

*BLAANNGGGG!*

... um, sorry ... my wife's frying pan just reminded me I'm not supposed to ... 

... owwwww ...

(Why go for a poor and pitiful excuse when you can fetch out a truly outrageous LIE???)

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Posted
7 hours ago, Alpo said:

675 Pizza.webp

Where's the meat???

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Posted
6 hours ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

I think you're right!

My apologies!

That's what I get when I'm trying to post when we get company ... something to do with a row of leggy dancing girls high-kicking while kegs of beer are rolled in, while costumed Las Vegas show girls are parading in with trays of delectables, while ...

*BLAANNGGGG!*

... um, sorry ... my wife's frying pan just reminded me I'm not supposed to ... 

... owwwww ...

(Why go for a poor and pitiful excuse when you can fetch out a truly outrageous LIE???)

 

I think that it was intentional.   It gave us something else to talk about,  a reasonable reason to ridicule someone,  and an opportunity for you to spin yet another outrrrrrrrageous tale!

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I know it's not a meme, but it's funny  :P

 

 

 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chantry said:

I know it's not a meme, but it's funny  :P

 

 

 

 

Bob & Tom 😂, didn't they used to be on Hartford radio WCCC I think back around mid 90s?

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10 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Bob & Tom 😂, didn't they used to be on Hartford radio WCCC I think back around mid 90s?

 Probably, they were syndicated around the country

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May be an image of cat and text that says '6 SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS REALLY A CAT 1. Shows up when food is left out 2. Appears out of nowhere and leaves without a sound 3. Has a house full of staff doing everything for him Only active when you're sleeping 5. Inspects every box 6. Expects treats wherever he goes 5.5K'

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Posted
4 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

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They cancel school in the summer when it's hot.  And schools have AC now.  WTH?

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Stump Water said:

 

They cancel school in the summer when it's hot.  And schools have AC now.  WTH?

 

 

Which they spend all winter testing.  In hot weather they test the heating system. 

 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Stump Water said:

 

They cancel school in the summer when it's hot.  And schools have AC now.  WTH?

 

In rural Georgia when it's almost 100* degrees and the kids have to stand on side of the road waiting on the bus, it might have something to do with that decision......Not so much of a concern while in the building, but just health safety for those outside waiting.....

Posted
50 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Actually, I learned with a three on the tree.

 

Still,  you needed that right hand free to shift. You just didn't let it rest on  the lever.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Still,  you needed that right hand free to shift. You just didn't let it rest on  the lever.

Or it was “resting”  on the knee of a young lady sitting next to me on that bench seat.

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