Subdeacon Joe Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Friends moved back to Australia and left us their declawed cat. When he kneaded you, it pinched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I don't like cats. But people that declaw cats need to have their own fingertips cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Kitten Almond Ding Meat from 2 whole kittens (about 2 lbs.) 1 egg white 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. cornstarch 1 tsp. soy sauce Dash of white pepper 2 med. carrots 2 tbsp. oyster sauce or 1 tbsp. dark soy sauce 1 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. cornstarch 1/4 tsp. water Vegetable oil 2 tbsp. vegetable oil 1/4 c. diced onion 1 tsp. finely chopped garlic 1 tsp. finely chopped gingerroot 1 c. diced celery 1/2 c. diced canned water chestnuts 1 tsp. salt 1/2 d. diced bamboo shoots 1 can (4 oz.) button mushrooms, drained 1/2 c. kitten broth made from boiled kitten meat 1 c. frozen peas 1/2 c. roasted whole almonds 2 tbsp. chopped green onions (with tops) Remove bones, entrails and skin from kittens. Cut kittens into 1/4 inch pieces. Mix egg white, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon cornstarch, the soy sauce and white pepper in glass or plastic bowl. Stir in kitten meat. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Cut carrots into 1/2 inch pieces. Place carrots in boiling water. Cover and cook 1 minute. Immediately rinse under running cold water. Drain. Mix oyster sauce, 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cornstarch and the water. Heat vegetable oil (1 inch) in wok to 325 degrees. Add kitten meat. Fry, turning frequently, until kitten meat turns brown. Remove from wok to strainer. Wash and dry wok thoroughly. Heat wok until 1 or 2 drops of water bubble and skitter when sprinkled in wok. Add 2 tablespoons vegetable oil. Rotate wok to coat side. Add onion, garlic and gingerroot. Stir-fry until garlic is light brown. Add celery, water chestnuts and 1 teaspoon salt. Stir-fry 1 minute. Add bamboo shoots and mushrooms; stir-fry 1 minute. Stir in carrots, kitten meat and kitten broth. Heat to boiling; cover and stir until thickened, about 20 seconds. Stir in peas. Garnish with almonds and green onions. 6 servings. Microwave Reheat Directions: Prepare Kitten Almond Ding as directed except—omit peas, almonds and green onions; cover and refrigerate no longer than 24 hours. Just before serving, prepare peas, almonds and green onions. Cover kitten mixture tightly and microwave on microproof platter or bowl on high (100%) power 5 minutes; stir in peas. Cover and microwave until hot, about 5 minutes longer. Garnish with almonds and green onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Fooled you, I'm on number 9 already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Worth a look. https://www.boredpanda.com/people-who-didnt-want-cats/ Caption: #50 "I Don't Want A Kitten, I'm Not A Cat Person!" A Week Later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Fooled you, I'm on number 9 already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 19 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: A good caption for this would be: Hey Fido... get off my lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Kitten Almond Ding Meat from 2 whole kittens (about 2 lbs.) 1 egg white 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. cornstarch 1 tsp. soy sauce Dash of white pepper 2 med. carrots 2 tbsp. oyster sauce or 1 tbsp. dark soy sauce 1 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. cornstarch 1/4 tsp. water Vegetable oil 2 tbsp. vegetable oil 1/4 c. diced onion 1 tsp. finely chopped garlic 1 tsp. finely chopped gingerroot 1 c. diced celery 1/2 c. diced canned water chestnuts 1 tsp. salt 1/2 d. diced bamboo shoots 1 can (4 oz.) button mushrooms, drained 1/2 c. kitten broth made from boiled kitten meat 1 c. frozen peas 1/2 c. roasted whole almonds 2 tbsp. chopped green onions (with tops) Remove bones, entrails and skin from kittens. Cut kittens into 1/4 inch pieces. Mix egg white, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon cornstarch, the soy sauce and white pepper in glass or plastic bowl. Stir in kitten meat. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Cut carrots into 1/2 inch pieces. Place carrots in boiling water. Cover and cook 1 minute. Immediately rinse under running cold water. Drain. Mix oyster sauce, 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cornstarch and the water. Heat vegetable oil (1 inch) in wok to 325 degrees. Add kitten meat. Fry, turning frequently, until kitten meat turns brown. Remove from wok to strainer. Wash and dry wok thoroughly. Heat wok until 1 or 2 drops of water bubble and skitter when sprinkled in wok. Add 2 tablespoons vegetable oil. Rotate wok to coat side. Add onion, garlic and gingerroot. Stir-fry until garlic is light brown. Add celery, water chestnuts and 1 teaspoon salt. Stir-fry 1 minute. Add bamboo shoots and mushrooms; stir-fry 1 minute. Stir in carrots, kitten meat and kitten broth. Heat to boiling; cover and stir until thickened, about 20 seconds. Stir in peas. Garnish with almonds and green onions. 6 servings. Microwave Reheat Directions: Prepare Kitten Almond Ding as directed except—omit peas, almonds and green onions; cover and refrigerate no longer than 24 hours. Just before serving, prepare peas, almonds and green onions. Cover kitten mixture tightly and microwave on microproof platter or bowl on high (100%) power 5 minutes; stir in peas. Cover and microwave until hot, about 5 minutes longer. Garnish with almonds and green onions. I'm more of a Chinese food guy, I prefer Poodle and Noodle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Fence Cutter said: I'm more of a Chinese food guy, I prefer Poodle and Noodle..... Custer is not amused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The greatest phone ad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Custer is not amused! Wow! Custer would take a pretty good size crock pot...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Fence Cutter said: Wow! Custer would take a pretty good size crock pot...... And have IT for lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 J-BAR, Looks like Samsung is coming for you! New stage design! Shooter ready? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Worth a look. https://www.boredpanda.com/people-who-didnt-want-cats/ Caption: #50 "I Don't Want A Kitten, I'm Not A Cat Person!" A Week Later Completely staged! Anybody that's been around a kitten of that age knows that it would be laying on his chest playing with his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Completely staged! Anybody that's been around a kitten of that age knows that it would be laying on his chest playing with his beard. LOL! Hubby only has a mustache; but, GiGi gets on his chest and scratches his chin to get him to scratch hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Never put an arm load of towels warm from the dryer in a chair and go back for a second load before folding them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Never put an arm load of towels warm from the dryer in a chair and go back for a second load before folding them! Had a tomcat while growing up that loved the laundry basket and laying in clothes. He would follow Momma out to the clothes line just to ride back to the house in the basket. He got broke of crawling into the dryer when he went for a tumble because nobody saw him get in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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