Raylan Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 So, I went to a gun show today and bought bed sheets. Obviously my life is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Normally I would comment, "Pictures, or it didn't happen". But in this case none are needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 If they were camo or had elk or buffalo then you’re okay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Howdy, So you were out of cleaning patches??????? Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 ...... I think I'm more worried about a guy who would actually expect to sell bed sheets at a gun show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 My friend took his new girlfriend to a gun show. He was going to buy an H&K .45. He bought his girlfriend a really nice set of jewelry that she “really really really wanted”. He didn’t get the H&K. Pansy! She broke up with him a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: My friend took his new girlfriend to a gun show. He was going to buy an H&K .45. He bought his girlfriend a really nice set of jewelry that she “really really really wanted”. He didn’t get the H&K. Pansy! She broke up with him a week later. He probably got away cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 The last gun show I went to I didn’t buy anything that had to do with a gun but a nice canteen and cup dated 1918 followed me home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 The last gun show I went to I signed up for Medicare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Raylan said: So, I went to a gun show today and bought bed sheets. Obviously my life is over. I'd wear them over my face as I walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 There for a while t seemed Gun Shows had become flea markets. Thankfully someone put the skids on some of the silliness. The people that used to burn me were the morons selling eyeglass cleaner. I literally popped a guy right in the nose army the Orange County Gun Show here in California a few years ago when visiting from Oregon. A guy selling eyeglass cleaner snatched my glasses from Nyla face to show me how his product worked and I hit him...right in front of two Deputies. I figured I was off to jail but the Deputies asked if I wanted to press assault charges. Apparently the idiot had been told a number of times to not do that. I didn’t press charges as I figured I was the one getting off lucky. Now gun shows here are like they use to be. Lots of guns and annoying and minimal crapola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: My friend took his new girlfriend to a gun show. He was going to buy an H&K .45. He bought his girlfriend a really nice set of jewelry that she “really really really wanted”. He didn’t get the H&K. Pansy! She broke up with him a week later. He sounds like easy meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: My friend took his new girlfriend to a gun show. He was going to buy an H&K .45. He bought his girlfriend a really nice set of jewelry that she “really really really wanted”. He didn’t get the H&K. Pansy! She broke up with him a week later. If she really really wanted that set then she should have paid for it herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Raylan said: So, I went to a gun show today and bought bed sheets. Obviously my life is over. Only if you drove a mini-van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Raylan said: So, I went to a gun show today and bought bed sheets. Obviously my life is over. Yes, it is so sadly obvious. Someone should call in Hospice for poor ol' Mr Raylan. Wait! Smell his breath!! He's three-sheets-to-the-wind!!! Look at him! He's sheet-faced!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy B.SASS#26902 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 When my daughter was younger she'd go to gun shows with me, seems like she was always finding non gun things for me to buy for her I really didn't mind as her things were usually cheap and I enjoyed her company, When she finally decided she wanted to shoot cowboy she put a few of her finds on ebay and made enough to pay for her guns and leather, Need less to say I was pretty proud of her and then and there figured out not to ever horse trade with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I took the wife to a gun show once......only once. Never again. We do a lot of things together but gun shows is not one of them, anymore, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Women can be funny sometimes..... or atleast to the point us men don't understand. Example: My wife can walk into a gun store with me and question as to why I would want or buy a .22 rifle for $200 or a nice pistol for $600-800. She would say such a purchase is crazy. THEN, we walk into an motorcycle/ATV store and thinks its a good idea if I want to buy a $10,000 Yamaha Grizzly ATV. True story. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Ask her to explain cosmetics. I still don’t understand the terms exfoliate and volumize and why the bathroom is filled with dozens of products toward that end. Which is immediately followed by grease and paint, thus repeating the cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Last time I took my wife to a gun show I came home with an S&W model 581. That's ok with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 My wife prefers I go without her, and is happy if I come home with something that makes me happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Now gun shows here are like they use to be. Lots of guns and annoying and minimal crapola. I'm surprised they still HAVE gun shows in CA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 48 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I'm surprised they still HAVE gun shows in CA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I went to one a few years back saw a vendor selling Beanie Babies. I asked, "What are these, targets?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 19 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said: Last time I took my wife to a gun show I came home with an S&W model 581. That's ok with me. Can I go to a gun show with your wife? Can't wait to see what she gets for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said: Can I go to a gun show with your wife? Can't wait to see what she gets for me! You’ll have to pay for it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/10/2019 at 10:47 PM, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Ask her to explain cosmetics. I still don’t understand the terms exfoliate and volumize and why the bathroom is filled with dozens of products toward that end. Which is immediately followed by grease and paint, thus repeating the cycle. It's just like woodworking. Sanding, caulking, priming, painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/10/2019 at 8:06 PM, Whiskey Business said: If she really really wanted that set then she should have paid for it herself. I admire and respect your integrity. Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/10/2019 at 7:08 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Yes, it is so sadly obvious. Someone should call in Hospice for poor ol' Mr Raylan. Wait! Smell his breath!! He's three-sheets-to-the-wind!!! Look at him! He's sheet-faced!! Atta boy, Quail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 You bought sheets?? Well, that’s probably a tribute to the lackluster, uninteresting collection of firearms being offered at that gun show, and increasingly, others. I’ve found that the recent gun shows I have gone to aren’t worth the entrance fees, and the sellers behave as if their boring wares are akin to a virgin daughter. The carnival food, trinkets and odd, out of place stuff for sale ARE the attraction at many or most gun shows nowadays. Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just as Ebay has pretty much killed off antique stores Gunbroker will eventually kill off gun shows, assuming the anti-gunners don't kill them off first. The last few gun shows I've been to I didn't even bother to bring any cash with me, knowing there wouldn't be anything but junk being peddled. I would go there just to kill a Saturday, and left wishing I had my Saturday back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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