Sedalia Dave Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 ROTFLMAO Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers Quote At printing, Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers had 14 reviews on Amazon, and every single one of them contained both a serious critical analysis of the product's smell-quelling efficacy, and an insightful comment about the 5-pack of underoo inserts that has restored my faith in humans' ability to take flatulence seriously. Here is an illustrious sampling of what I learned about Subtle Butt adhesive squares and the nuisance of farting: "I can finally pass gas in peace. I am sick of being judged for my gastrointestinal quirks. 4/5 stars only because these only last about 3-4 hours until I fart them up too much." "I wear these when we have guests stay at our house. I have horrible gas and these work. I swear by them. They're great gag gifts too!" "I was so sick of fussing at my hubbins because he wouldn't leave the room to fart (he thinks its hysterical) but he was seriously gagging me, no person can have that bad of gas holy crap on a cracker, I got him these and after 20min of laughing I got him to try one. I am happy to say it was a peaceful night...I heard them but I wasn't forced to smell them...Wooohooo!! Say goodbye to the forced smell of poo dust subtlebutt works...thank you!" "I got these for my mother and she swears by them! They are a little expensive to wear everyday, but she likes them!" "TOO FUNNY, but they actually WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got them for my mother and she LOVES them, and wants more to use." It seemed strange to me that 2 of the 14 reviewers bought Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers for their mothers. Do you think that's an OK thing to buy your mother? Because my mama's birthday is on Sunday, and if sphincter odor eaters qualify as an acceptable gift, it would make my job as a thoughtful son a whole lot easier. Subtle Butt inserts are made of soft fabric treated with an antimicrobial solution. The side of the patch facing the user's underwear also contains activated carbon, which traps and knocks out unpleasant scents. Probably all day for the sporadic wind breaker, but only for about 3 to 4 hours if you're a chronic farter like the 4/5 stars guy above. https://youtu.be/dcXp53Dk48Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 This is just wrong. Farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them too. (I'm going to get into trouble for this one!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 I wonder if they will work on my colostomy pouch as the gas I get is 100% worse than normal farts1 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Okay. Now I think I have seen everything... It just dawned on me that I clicked that link and now could possibly be inundated with ads for butt related products. Holy Crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Do they come in ear plug form for listening to politicians? A great Christmas gift idea. After all next year is election year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 I used to work with a guy who was transferred to New Mexico from here in California ostensibly for his expertise in certain O&G production methods, but really because he farted so often and it stunk so badly no one could stand to go past his office, much less go in there! :-O Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Cat Brules said: I used to work with a guy who was transferred to New Mexico from here in California ostensibly for his expertise in certain O&G production methods, but really because he farted so often and it stunk so badly no one could stand to go past his office, much less go in there! :-O Cat Brules Maybe you guys stuck in Ca. can use this to your advantage! EAT them beans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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