Alpo Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 When my granddaughter was born my daughter nursed her for more than a year before she gave her anything to eat. I kept telling her that kid's got jaws. Got some teeth in them. Let her eat something. Don't force her to drink all the time. She told me I obviously knew nothing about raising a baby. I showed her my baby book. Mama was feeding me cereal when I was four days old. Hazel said that explained a lot about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 43 minutes ago, Alpo said: When my granddaughter was born my daughter nursed her for more than a year before she gave her anything to eat. I kept telling her that kid's got jaws. Got some teeth in them. Let her eat something. Don't force her to drink all the time. She told me I obviously knew nothing about raising a baby. I showed her my baby book. Mama was feeding me cereal when I was four days old. Hazel said that explained a lot about me. Cocoa Puffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Had to verify with the wife. My twin sons (38 now) were getting cereal at 2 weeks. But they were good-sized already. 23inches tall and 8 1/2 lbs each. GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: Cocoa Puffs? Fruit Loops! Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 Cooked rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I don’t remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I am pretty sure that shortly after my birth I asked for a hamburger. Once I discovered cheese as a Toddler a whole new world opened up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I'm Italian and I'm pretty sure my mom fed me spaghetti at a very early age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Moms decide, I guess. Chew up a granola bar an give her little bites. I baby sat little ones when I was a young kid. I’d bottlenurse them and I’d also feed them (not a lot!) smashed-up canned carrots, some potato, bits of cereal, etc. I’d tell the moms it was time to do that, because I never sat for new borns, except once. Then my mom came over to sit with me and show me some stuff. Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I don't know how early in my existence I was introduced to bacon...................................................but.......................................oh, well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagebrush Burns, SASS # 14226 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Shortly after I recovered from the hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 About 5 days after my colon opertion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 I went on solid foods as soon as the beer ran out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Heck! I don’t remember!! i don’t even remember when I started or stopped eating dirt. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 my question now is, "When are the docs going to take me off meat and such and put me on pablum cause I'm an old fart?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 My birth was a traumatic experience. I couldn't walk or talk for nearly a year afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 I starting eating solid food right after they unwired my jaw and I got my teeth replaced. And I never answered the question, "Does this make me look fat?" truthfully again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Years ago, I climbed the mountain and asked the All Wise One that very question. He said, "Solid and non-solid, it is all one. The distance between the nuclei of the atoms and their electron shells means that all things are equally hollow. That'll be five bucks. Next . . ." You aughta go some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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