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Did someone mention "class mottos?"  :)

 

Ours was "Sin, Sex, Beer and Wine!  We're the Class of Sixty-Nine!"  ^_^

 

We also had great imaginations - what a milquetoast bunch!  :lol:

 

And then we moved and I changed schools...  :blink:

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Mar 26 Indians open at home against the Tigers 

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Caramel Corn.......thats it......I want caramel corn when it hits page five.

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1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

Fourth Floor - Housewares.

Fifth Floor:

 

 

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This is still going??? :lol:

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Marshal, there is a special place in hell...

 

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I've got a 73 Uberti in .357 for sale, $100,000.00 because that's what I got into it!! Grrrrrrrr:angry:

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6 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

That rifle better have a solid gold short stroke kit...

I'll throw in a silver bullet with it!!

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4 minutes ago, Kid Rich said:

A dead horse would have been gone long ago.

kR

...and placed in a museum.

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After being eaten for lack of a better thing to do with it.

kR

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39 minutes ago, Kid Rich said:

After being eaten for lack of a better thing to do with it.

kR

 

Dakota tribal wisdom says that "when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

 

Contrary to the proper Dakota tribal wisdom just above, upper level management in large companies seem to always want to follow the list of actions below to the final conclusion in "Number 21"

 

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse".

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.

7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.

8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.

9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.

10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead".

11. Hire independent contractors to ride the dead horse.

12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.

13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat".

14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.

15. Do a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.

16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.

17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.

18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.

19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.

20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.

 

And finally, when all else fails to solve the problem:

21. Promote the dead horse into a Management Position and fire the rider.

 

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Get a mule, they're much more sure footed than any horse! Festus loved his!!

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Mmmmmmm......  Garlic~!!!   ^_^

 

 

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Just won't go away for some reason.

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17 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

If you tie an Italian's hands, can he still talk?:D

Yes, they just can’t cuss as eloquently. :D

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12 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Was the leaning tower of Pisa deliberately built on soft ground?  It would not be a tourist attraction if it had been built correctly.

 

Broken sprinkler pipe.:P

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Ginger:wub:

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