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Powder is scarce and must not be wasted.  Do not fire until you see the whites of their eyes. Then aim low. Aim at their waistbands, aim at the handsome coats; pick off the officers.

 

 

HUZZAH  HUZZAH Pg 2 :)

 

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Two pages of pretty much a bunch of nonsense! I think we're all pretty darn cool!! Drinks should be on the house!!

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Drinks On The House? 

OK then.

Thanks.

I'll have a Bacardi and Coke.

CHIMO!

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2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Two pages of pretty much a bunch of nonsense!

 

If your mother was a sewing machine,

And your father was a lawn mower,

How many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house?

 

Thirteen.  Because baseballs don't have feathers.

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One round of drinks and everyone has lost their marbles. 
 

As long as they retain their best Shooters they should be able to win them back. ;) :D

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1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

Sketchbook Saturday: Deceptive Perspective | Endpaper: The Paperblanks Blog

 

This, I believe, is a Mark IV Widget.

 

Haven't seen one in quite a while!  :)

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I'd just LOVE to have a Winchester Mdl 42....   :blush:

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3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

One round of drinks and everyone has lost their marbles. 
 

As long as they retain their best Shooters they should be able to win them back. ;) :D

I carried my marbles in a sock.  I was going into the 5th Grade when we moved from Oklahoma to California.  First day at my new school I was the only kid that brought his marbles.  I remember thinking, "Why don't any of the California kids have their marbles???"

 

Purees were my favorite marbles. 

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Clowns were my least favorite. 

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Cat Eyes were in the middle.

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Found out that none of the California kids even knew how to shoot marbles.

:huh:

 

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I visited with an ol'timer sometime back.  He told of picking up a habit from his dad of putting so many marbles in one pocket in the morning and through the day, wheb he'd do some good deed, he'd move a marble from one pocket to the other.  At the end of the day he expected to have all the marbles moved to the other pocket.

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4 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

I carried my marbles in a sock.  I was going into the 5th Grade when we moved from Oklahoma to California.  First day at my new school I was the only kid that brought his marbles.  I remember thinking, "Why don't any of the California kids have their marbles???"

 

Purees were my favorite marbles. 

image.png.ebdb5ec07f99718c765a0c16b181a817.png

 

Clowns were my least favorite. 

image.png.fedc376d384691d12d97b753186665c6.png

 

Cat Eyes were in the middle.

image.png.468d4cf985f448a22c59d03e0ff4bbd9.png

 

 

Found out that none of the California kids even knew how to shoot marbles.

:huh:

 

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This explains a lot! A whole lot!

 

So even then they had lost their marbles. Perhaps they never had any to begin with...

 

Notice how I slipped “they” in there?... :D

 

I wasn’t around here when marbles was popular. Of course I would put “they” in my sentences...

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11 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Drinks On The House? 

OK then.

Thanks.

I'll have a Bacardi and Coke.

CHIMO!

That's what my ex-wife drank!!! Please NO not that!!:P

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46 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

If a tree falls in the forest and your wife didn't hear it, are you still wrong?

 

Oh HECK yeah!  Absolutely!!  :huh:

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3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

If a tree falls in the forest and your wife didn't hear it, are you still wrong?

 

Doesn't matter. You're wrong no matter what.

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If an ex-wife drank in the forest and no one was around to hear her stumble and fall wouldn’t the picture in your mind still make you smile? 

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16 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

If an ex-wife drank in the forest and no one was around to hear her stumble and fall wouldn’t the picture in your mind still make you smile? 

 

Nah... I don't wish her ill.  I just wish her far away from me.  ;)

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Proverbs 21:9 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

 

Proverbs 21:19 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

 

:unsure:

 

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15 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

That's what my ex-wife drank!!! Please NO not that!!:P

OK, the 8 Year old straight.

 

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4 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Proverbs 21:9 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

 

Proverbs 21:19 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.

 

:unsure:

 

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Been bookmarked in my Bible for many years...!  :lol:

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Couldn’t they have picked better locations to go and hang out in Proverbs? Like, perhaps;

 

Proverbs 21:9 (KJV)

It is better to dwell on a tropical island getaway surrounded by babes, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

 

Proverbs 21:19 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in the wild at hunting camp with your friends, than with a contentious and an angry woman. 
 

 

:lol:

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I do believe this will make it to three if not 4 pages.

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19 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

I do believe this will make it to three if not 4 pages.

Okay it's a challenge now!!:lol:

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Bottles, we're going to need a lot of alcohol to get to 4 pages. It seems that Pat Riot is offering to pay for today's, so use his tab until tomorrow :ph34r:

 

 

I'll start with a Bulleit Rye, just leave the bottle.

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That’s right! Drinks are on me. Put them in my tab, Bottles. 
Yep, that tab right there on top...don’t mind that chicken scratch that looks like “Cold Lake Kid”...I just wrote that on there as a reminder. Yep, that tab. That’ll work. :D

 

 

Oh, and I will have a sasspirilla. Can ya get that lazy cook you recently hired to rustle me up a steak and some potatoes? Yep. Same tab. Put everything on there.  ;)
 

 

 

 

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Okay I'll get drinks tomorrow, but ya have to try an Old Overholt rye! Oldest whiskey company in the USA. I read that in Guns of the Old West magazine so it's true dammit!!:P

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8 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

Proverbs 21:19 (KJV)

It is better to dwell in the wild at hunting camp with your friends, than with a contentious and an angry woman.   :lol:

 

 

Isn't that why hunting camp was invented...?  :rolleyes:

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Kid Rich said:

This is about on par with some of those WTC's.

kR

 

Naw we are much better at staying on topic than those WTC threads. :D

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On ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2019 at 11:11 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

I carried my marbles in a sock.  I was going into the 5th Grade when we moved from Oklahoma to California.  First day at my new school I was the only kid that brought his marbles.  I remember thinking, "Why don't any of the California kids have their marbles???"

 

Purees were my favorite marbles. 

image.png.ebdb5ec07f99718c765a0c16b181a817.png

 

Clowns were my least favorite. 

image.png.fedc376d384691d12d97b753186665c6.png

 

Cat Eyes were in the middle.

image.png.468d4cf985f448a22c59d03e0ff4bbd9.png

 

 

Found out that none of the California kids even knew how to shoot marbles.

:huh:

 

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I think marbles constitute slingshot ammo and require a background check to purchase.

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