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7 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

I have tried several times to make it through “The Sound of Music”.  I must be the only person on earth to not like it.

 

18 minutes ago, Tell Sackett SASS 18436 said:

No you're not


 I was made to watch this movie once. I was a child and could not get away from it. We were at a drive-in movie. The popcorn and the Ju-Ju’s that I thought were treats were actually bribes and mental conditioning. My brain has not been the same since. Hills scare me. I am told they are alive but they do not move...there must be some music that keeps them alive but I do not hear it.

Haunting...

 

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Only thing that beats the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is Trail of the Screaming Forehead:

 

Of course, one might say that these are humorous spoofs....;-)

 

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There was one my girlfriend dragged me to, I can't remember the name, but 10 minutes into it I fell asleep.  She had to wake me when the movie was over.

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Lost in Translation with Bill Murray.

I left that one questioning, "What the heck was that about?"

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Larry The Cable Guy, Health Inspector was a real stinker too.

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22 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said:

It Could Happen to You(Nicolas Cage)  is the only movie I can remember walking out of the theater.

 


We have only walked out of the theater for one single movie.
We thought it was going to be a medieval scary movie, but it turned out to be torture.
The bad guy had some good looking naked blonde, with large tracts of land, and was ripping her tongue out.
She was pouring blood all over said nice tracts of land when we got up and left.

I love scary movies, and love large tracts of land... but not torture or slasher flicks... ugh.

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16 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said:

Only thing that beats the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is Trail of the Screaming Forehead:

 

Of course, one might say that these are humorous spoofs....;-)

 


Dayum... this has got to be the Daddy of all Stinkers...  shoo-eee-momma that sucks...  kudos for find it.

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16 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said:

Only thing that beats the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is Trail of the Screaming Forehead:

 

Of course, one might say that these are humorous spoofs....;-)

 

Satire we calls it.

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19 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Satire we calls it.

 

Geez, I couldn't even make it through the trailer.  :ph34r:

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Battlefield Earth. 

 

 

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The two Matrix sequels were the absolute worst in my opinion. The original movie was really good, but then the next one was so bizarre and confusing that everyone left the theater with their heads spinning. The third one wasn't much better.

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My wife and I saw "out of africa" when it came out in the theater on a date before marriage and promptly fell asleep in the theater. Years later it came on TV so we thought we'd try again to see what we missed.  It didn't last long before we changed the channel 

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Okay I listed one earlier that I always thought was a stinker, but then I saw one last night... kind of like Kraft, really cheesy!

If you ever get a chance...miss it!

Supergirl 1984.

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15 hours ago, Raylan said:

Battlefield Earth. 

 

 

 

That's because it was a Sci(fi)entology propaganda movie.

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Hobo With a Shotgun.

 

 

And it starred Rutger Hauer! Maybe he needed lunch money?

 

 

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On 10/20/2019 at 2:24 PM, J-BAR #18287 said:

I have tried several times to make it through “The Sound of Music”.  I must be the only person on earth to not like it.

Bring your copy down to the hill and I'll make it better by singing all of the lyrics along with the singers but louder.

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On 10/21/2019 at 1:49 PM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Satire we calls it.

 

True. Both Cadavra and Forehead are from the same guys. Their short 2-3 minute clips 'Tales From the Pub' are hilarious:

 

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Quest for  Fire.

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I can't believe no one has added The Conquer

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Cry Onion.. Worst. Western. Ever.

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just finished "Lady in Black"  Daniel Radcliffe (harry potter) on cable

 

as I watched I couldn't believe it could get worse . . . I was wrong

 

waste of 90 minutes or so

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