Subdeacon Joe Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Puts new meaning to chasing tail lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sarge said: Puts new meaning to chasing tail lights. Or tail gating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 The Canadian horses leave their turn signals on all the time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 That would look funny from a distance on a dark street if they were walking and swishing their tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 That should help them from getting rear-ended........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 I hope some dirty ole drunk man doesn't think he's walking the streets in the Red Light district... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 An excellent idea, I daresay! I've seen what happens when a car hits a horse. The front seat was in the back seat and so was the driver and the exploded horse. In that order. We thought it was a fatal until a lump of intestines opened its eyes and said "Ow." A night I would just as soon forget, but that's not possible. (Yes he lived. Like my old partner said, "The Lord loves a drunk!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 What is recommended when braking for a moose is aim for the hind legs. The chest will surely kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 20, 2019 Author Share Posted October 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: What is recommended when braking for a moose is aim for the hind legs. The chest will surely kill you. What about Elk or Shriners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Punch the accelerator before you hit the elk to raise the front of the car up........ If you can react that fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: What about Elk or Shriners? If the Shriners are in their little cars, just run ‘em over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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