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10 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

I doubt Charley Daniels will make a song about it. The Phantom went down to Georgia, he was looking for Captain Bill doesn't sound right for some reason.

I agree.  Sounds more like a Jerry Reed song.  Maybe along the lines of the Preacher and the Bear.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

He said he is. 

 

I think hell is coming with him too!  Something about wearing tweed and attacking wives.  Sounds interesting.  I think I'm supposed to feel like Gary Cooper in High Noon.

 

 

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

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14 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

First they’ll be sharin spoons then the straw.

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24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

Did someone say nanner split????

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14 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

Probably wants to buy you a beer and some pizza. Maybe nanner splits for breakfast. Yall don't get one with two spoons and share though. That'd be weird. Heck, or not nowadays I can't keep up.

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

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1 minute ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

 

Just when I was starting to like you... :P:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

 Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

 

Beer and Wheaties the breakfast of ex-champions

Beer and Rice Krispies - Snap, Crackle, Burp

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4 hours ago, The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 said:

16" Squares are the best targets. :P

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

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4 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I know this will really disturb you and Widder, but I've never been into nanner splits.  Nanner pudding with Nilla wafers, sure, but nanner splits, no thanks.  Beer and Pizza is always good, breakfast of champions.

Phantom’ll be so disappointed.

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3 hours ago, Tequila Chase said:

 

Beer and Wheaties the breakfast of ex-champions

Beer and Rice Krispies - Snap, Crackle, Burp

 

Perhaps, but from personal experience I can tell you that beer and Cap'n Crunch is NOT a good combination....

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Man! Funny, funny stuff! This thread should win something. I don't know what, but it should win something!!

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1 hour ago, Matthew Duncan said:

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

Trick is on diamonds is to hold your pistols at an angle like a gangsta from the hood. Then the bullets will perceive them as squares :P

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3 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said:

 

16" squares are easier to hit then 16" diamonds!

 

Not exactly.  

Its:   16" diamonds are easier to MISS than 16" squares.

:lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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On 10/16/2019 at 8:00 AM, oak creek martin said:

Some days I check the wire just to see what Phantom is up to! 

Usually no good. LOL

 

TM

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On 10/16/2019 at 10:43 AM, Ace_of_Hearts said:

What is Ace of Hearts secret in having so many girlfriends?

 

If you look real close they are blind and deaf.

 

 

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On 10/17/2019 at 8:30 AM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Phantomborg don't wear his feelings on his sleeve.   I suspect he thinks most of the rest of us

don't either.

 

He'd probably give any of us the shirt off his back.   After all, its got a huge bullseye on it..... :lol:

 

..........Widderborg

 

 

And is purple

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34 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

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Yep, I think it is it the only one he has or he has a bunch of them. LOL

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7 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Is this it. Psst, it has black cats on it too.

Allie Shooting and Phantom Timing.jpg

Hey, I know this Guy! I recognize the rolled up sleeves. I've seen him lately helping out in Wyoming and Colorado. He was a Posse Marshall in Hell on Wheels and it was the best Posse I've been with - but DO NOT TELL HIM.

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