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Things the media doesn’t know

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Well, maybe the writer is very old school. After all, gonnes were also known as "bombards."  And to bombard someone or something is to attack with artillery or bombers.  Mortar shells are also called mortar bombs.  
It can sort of make sense.

 

On the other hand, like as not the writer doesn't know a hawk from a handsaw.

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I have had the opportunity to be interviewed by the brain trust known as television media. The ones I have encountered were barely smart enough to dress themselves. 

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8 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I have had the opportunity to be interviewed by the brain trust known as television media. The ones I have encountered were barely smart enough to dress themselves. 

 

True, but they are experts at lighting and makeup.  :mellow:

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To list everything the news media doesn't know would probably lock this SASS web site up.

 

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9 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I have had the opportunity to be interviewed by the brain trust known as television media.

 

 

Was that by Abby?

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38 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Was that by Abby?

Not Abby Normal...I believe their names were Wendy Whacko, Jack Goff, Sum Ting Wong and Blondie Dumberthanapost, but I may be mistaken. 

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It would be shorter and much quicker to list things that reporters do know:

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4 hours ago, Chantry said:

It would be shorter and much quicker to list things that reporters do know:

 

Just need a blank piece of paper. ;)

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Cartoonists and politicians fall into the ignorant category as well...

 

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On 10/12/2019 at 8:03 AM, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said:

To list everything the news media doesn't know would probably lock this SASS web site up.

 

An unending list, but I think media pogues take it as a challenge to add to it.

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Once the local news media was heralding the arrival of one of our Nimitz-class aircraft carriers, and Makeup Mary sitting at the anchor desk mentioned that it had 6,000 troops on board. I wasn't aware that Army infantrymen were operating Navy ships now. :huh:

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On ‎10‎/‎12‎/‎2019 at 9:15 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Not Abby Normal...I believe their names were Wendy Whacko, Jack Goff, Sum Ting Wong and Blondie Dumberthanapost, but I may be mistaken. 

 

Remember this?

 

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