Rooster Ron Wayne Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 We are from The Government and are hear to Help ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 She said I'm pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack, SASS #20451 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 HALT !!! You are under arrest. (In East Germany at the time early 1970's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 You need a new transmission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Rather not say. Too many bad memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I've got your new orders for Vietnam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 True Story. My ex-wife was talking to the neighbors when I went out and asked her "What is the worst news you can possibly imagine?" She immediately answered - "Your sister is coming to visit." Mind you, my sister never visited and rarely talked to me so this was not a response that had any basis in past history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 "I want a divorce." She got it and it lasted only eleven months. We then remarried and carried on for nearly forty more years until she passed away. If it ever got mentioned again we referred to it as "the incident." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I Do Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 There is a spot on your x-ray... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 You've got cancer. I recommend surgery soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here together-------------- Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 "We need to talk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: She said I'm pregnant I don't know if Mrs. Doc telling me she was pregnant was the scariest, but it was up there. Definitely the most sobering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 “You are one stumble away from permanent paralysis.” This was how the doc communicated the severity of my C3/4/5 vertebrae. I’m glad to say it is now mostly stable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 “I don’t think there was that much water in there the last time I looked.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: "I want a divorce." She got it and it lasted only eleven months. We then remarried and carried on for nearly forty more years until she passed away. If it ever got mentioned again we referred to it as "the incident." Heard something to that effect from my ex, a few days after we bought a big fancy house! She married another soon as the D was final. Good riddance as it turned out. I found Salty Sarah Callahan and we just celebrated our 22nd anniversary. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 16 hours ago, Rooster Ron Wayne said: We are from The Government and are hear to Help ! Rooster: I Thought that I had recognized that expression. FYVP: (For your viewing pleasure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 ". . . Stage IV . . . Metastatic . . ." Then the world disappeared in an inverse, gut wrenching rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 When one of my sergeants would come into my office, close the door and say, "We've got a problem". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 PLUS ONE to Utah Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I said the most terrifying words I ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cat Brules said: I said the most terrifying words I ever heard. What were they, if I may ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 What ARE the scariest words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 9/19/2019 at 9:06 PM, largo casey #19191 said: I Do Largo THATS THE ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 When the doctor told us that our daughter was born with an incomplete heart and likely wouldn't survive for more than a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Drop your pants and skivvies and bend over the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 "CLICK" instead of "BANG", "BANG" instead of "CLICK". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 9/19/2019 at 8:18 PM, J-BAR #18287 said: There is a spot on your x-ray... +1 ! Turned out to be scar tissue from an old upper-respiratory infection. Another was, "That test came back out of standard limits!" Another scare that turned out to be something normal for me! The doctor that ordered the blood work had no reason to order it. Subsequent review by a Mayo Clinic doc said not to worry. Been a few years, and I would have been dead by now! Needless to say, I never went back to that local doctor! A more pleasant statement twenty-six years ago, from our older daughter and son-in-law: "How about we call you 'Grandma and Grandpa'?" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 20% chance of light snow...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Dr told me You've got two choices either we amputate or you remain crippled for life. FYI I chose secret option 3 and got to keep my leg and I'm not entirely crippled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 There’s a difference in scary, dreadful, and heartbreaking in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Fine! Just Fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 “Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!” Another pilot on the mission called it in for me because I didn’t realize how far in the shitter my situation really was. I was a newly blessed pilot-in-command on one of my first NVG multi-ship missions. Things started going sideways about 0200. It didn’t seem too terribly bad so I just radioed one of the senior warrants with a SITREP. He responded with an emphatic, “Get your ass on the ground, Lieutenant. Now!” A moment later he sent the Mayday on UHF guard frequency. Crash rescue was waiting when I arrived. He probably saved the lives of me and my crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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