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1 minute ago, Calamity Kris said:

AAArrrrrrrggggghhhhh  We're having Jamaican food for dinner.  Is that pirate enough for ya', matey?

 

Remember ~ there ain't no "g's" in "AAaarrhh....!"   ^_^

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Forty’s favorite day. He’s sharpening his CutLass now.

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1 minute ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

SH-H-h-hhhh....  do-not-tell-anyone.gif

 

Don't tell Forty~!!  pirate.gif

Why...will he get even grumpier? :P

 

Oh, wait...(forgot to talk like a pirate) Will he be fit to be tied and wantin’ ta keel-haul any soul out there with a yearnin’ ta talk like a pirate?

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That reminds me. You know those annoying Dr. Pepper ads with the tiny pirate. I watched the Kelly Clarkson show today. She had her fellow finalist from American Idol on, Justin Guarini. He is that little pirate. At least, I thought he was a pirate. I Googled him to figure out how to spell his last name and I guess I was wrong.

 

Anyway, sorry for the hijack, here he is as a cowboy.

https://ispot.tv/a/A8Lc

               

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

Remember ~ there ain't no "g's" in "AAaarrhh....!"   ^_^

 

Mea Culpa.  I guess I'm not pirate enough for Florida, huh?   AAAaaarrrrrrrrrrr.  :P 

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3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

That reminds me. You know those annoying Dr. Pepper ads with the tiny pirate. I watched the Kelly Clarkson show today. She had her fellow finalist from American Idol on, Justin Guarini. He is that little pirate. At least, I thought he was a pirate. I Googled him to figure out how to spell his last name and I guess I was wrong.

 

Anyway, sorry for the hijack, here he is as a cowboy.

https://ispot.tv/a/A8Lc

               

 

 

He’s a mini 70s rock star. Not a Pirate! :lol::lol:

 

And it’s a very annoying commercial!

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BUCCANEER??  High price for corn!! 

 

ARRRRRR!!

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18 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Thursday, September 19 be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I hope you trip on your cutlass, sit on your hook, get splinters from your wooden leg, fall off the poop deck, and get your eye patch all  water-logged and shrunk up.

 

After that I hope the rest of your day turns out really lousy.

 

Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt.

 

Misfits.

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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

 

Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt.

 

Misfits.

 

Aye, Matey!!  Misfits we be!!  I’ll naye be denyin’ it!!

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Ahoy mates... I have a question for the lot of you. 

 

What is a Pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

...many of you will naturally think that a Pirates favorite letter is 'Arrr' but ye'd be dead wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His favorite is the 'Sea'

 

 

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3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I hope you trip on your cutlass, sit on your hook, get splinters from your wooden leg, fall off the poop deck, and get your eye patch all  water-logged and shrunk up.

 

After that I hope the rest of your day turns out really lousy.

 

Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt.

 

Misfits.

Arrrr, it's the plank for you! And get off the lawn.

JHC

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A pirate was sharing a mug of rum with a mate once, and his mate asked about his eye patch and hook. "Well, I lost me hand in a fight, an English sailor cut it off right before I ran him thru"

"And your eye?"

"Well, I was on deck one day and a seagull sh*t in me eye"

"And you lost it?"

"Aye, that was the first day I got me hook"

JHC

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Pirate walks into a bar. He has a small ship’s wheel from the helm stuck to the front of his pants.

The Land lubber behind the bar says “Hey, What’s with the little ship’s steering wheel stuck to your pants?”

The pirate says “Arrrr....It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

 

 

 

 

:P

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5 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

I be rather hangin' out with the rest of you misfits than the perfect people who look down on us.

I'm not even close to being perfect.  Can I still look down on you?

 

 

 

Well, can I?  :P

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