Sedalia Dave Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 You couldn't make this stuff up in a hundred years ROTFLMAO Nairobi lawmaker wants to put an end to farting on airplanes Read some of the comments here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Not fair. When some jerk goes and takes his shoes and socks off next to me my best weapon is to head to the bathroom and crack one off just as I squeeze past him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catlow4697 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Maybe some government grant money is available to study this problem. Just what size plugs are needed and you have to choose between paper or plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Not fair. When some jerk goes and takes his shoes and socks off next to me my best weapon is to head to the bathroom and crack one off just as I squeeze past him. Naw, you have to get one off before you leave the seat.....then get up and squeeze by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 One poster said to use charcoal filters. Can you imagine what that would do to the weight of an air liner with charcoal in every seat? The fuel surcharge would be astronomical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Maybe wine corks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Not a problem, it only happens in first class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Catlow4697 said: Maybe some government grant money is available to study this problem. Just what size plugs are needed and you have to choose between paper or plastic Shut up already. They don't need any ideas. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 That's even worse than the post the other day where Bears don't go to the loo' during hibernation. they eat something weird [ forgot what it is ]beforehand that forms a plug..then when they wake up the s*** really hits the fan !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Anytime boarding a plane in the cheap seats means going through 1st class, I usually manage to obtain a little pre-flight intestinal relief on the way through. (How did ya like boarding first now?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, Ozark Huckleberry said: Anytime boarding a plane in the cheap seats means going through 1st class, I usually manage to obtain a little pre-flight intestinal relief on the way through. (How did ya like boarding first now?) Most flights I use, entry is first class goes left, biz and cheap seats go right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Yeah, that’s why I didn’t say I ‘always’ do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I was on a plane where this "hippy" looking goon took his shoes off in the seat catty-corner from me up one row. His feet stank and I told him about it. He smirked and said get over it. I took the top off my water bottle and spilled water all over the floor in front of his seat "accidentally" when I stood up to get something from the overhead. SOB had to put his shoes back on. He started b****ing about it and I told him the plane could be landed so the ambulance could pick him up and that shut him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Maybe wine corks? No, because those projectiles might actually break a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 They need to think about ELEVATORS too. Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I'm just surprised all to h*ll and gone that this was Nairobi, and not Sacramento! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I'm just surprised all to h*ll and gone that this was Nairobi, and not Sacramento! No, in Sacramento it’s BS that’s the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: No, in Sacramento it’s BS that’s the problem. Actually, to paraphrase an observation Half-Breed Pete made about some sorority girls almost fifty years ago... (Kappa Theta, I think they were). "They think their [poop] don't stink, but their f@rts sure give 'em away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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