Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Red Knee said: Now at Widders age the p thing takes on a whole different meaning......he has to shoot fast in between trips to the "Porta Potty". I resemble that remark! Although I don't shoot that fast, I just have to walk fast when I head to the plastic outhouse. Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Speaking of Widders age, he and I were just on the phone and I was telling him once again that I dont care if I hafta wheel him up to the firing line in his wheelchair and whip up on him. A win is a win!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Red Knee said: Now at Widders age the p thing takes on a whole different meaning......he has to shoot fast in between trips to the "Porta Potty". Yea. My wheel chair has a built in governor and will only travel so fast. Don't worry about bringing your SG shells. I'll supply them for you, already special lubed and ready to rock-n-roll..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Yea. My wheel chair has a built in governor and will only travel so fast. Don't worry about bringing your SG shells. I'll supply them for you, already special lubed and ready to rock-n-roll..... ..........Widder Widder, does the label on that special lube say Skippy on it? Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Widder, does the label on that special lube say Skippy on it? Randy Probably loc-tite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 And by the way, at the Oklahoma State match I was telling some buds of mine about headin' to Tennessee in a few weeks to engage the one who walks around in his own little Widder Wonderland. The conversation ended with 4 buds saying they would each put a $50 BOUNTY on the old one. So, I'll put another $50 in, which will raise the BOUNTY to $250......all of which goes to the cancer fund. So.....let the "WIDDER BOUNTY" begin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Widder, does the label on that special lube say Skippy on it? Randy 8 minutes ago, evil dogooder said: Probably loc-tite Now fellers, I ain't that cheap or low down. Actually, its a special blend of SG lube manufactured by JIF, which is the same stuff I use to help harmonize my bionics. "JIF..... The Smooth Lube". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Red Knee said: And by the way, at the Oklahoma State match I was telling some buds of mine about headin' to Tennessee in a few weeks to engage the one who walks around in his own little Widder Wonderland. The conversation ended with 4 buds saying they would each put a $50 BOUNTY on the old one. So, I'll put another $50 in, which will raise the BOUNTY to $250......all of which goes to the cancer fund. So.....let the "WIDDER BOUNTY" begin..... Well, although the Bounty is on me, I hope you collect some mega bucks. BUT, normally when putting a Bounty on someone, the financiers usually send somebody capable to carry out the Bounty. . . . . Who did they choose? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 15 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Well, although the Bounty is on me, I hope you collect some mega bucks. BUT, normally when putting a Bounty on someone, the financiers usually send somebody capable to carry out the Bounty. . . . . Who did they choose? ..........Widder Heck, I'll throw in 50 bucks. That's a good cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Well have to run the budget with the wife tonight to see if it will work but the boss said I can have the days off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Evil Dogooder, looking forward to meeting you. Dont think I have had the privilege yet. It is a great match and we have way too much fun. Your all's match is on my radar. I have heard much good about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, evil dogooder said: Well have to run the budget with the wife tonight to see if it will work but the boss said I can have the days off Yeehaw! Tell the wife Tennessee Williams said it was fine for you to come on! You'll either get bonked over the head or she'll let ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Yeehaw! Tell the wife Tennessee Williams said it was fine for you to come on! You'll either get bonked over the head or she'll let ya! EVIL, If you're gonna use any name recommendations to HELP you, don't use TN Williams. You'll be much better off if you say Randy St. Eagle..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, evil dogooder said: Well have to run the budget with the wife tonight to see if it will work but the boss said I can have the days off Hope it works out for ya man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 "Heck, I'll throw in 50 bucks. That's a good cause" Tennessee William's......thanks! That puts bounty up to $300. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: Yeehaw! Tell the wife Tennessee Williams said it was fine for you to come on! You'll either get bonked over the head or she'll let ya! She's been pushing for me to go. Just have to make sure we can swing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 20 hours ago, Red Knee said: Now at Widders age the p thing takes on a whole different meaning......he has to shoot fast in between trips to the "Porta Potty". Now I ain't gonna have the good fortune to making the TN state match but the fruit is just too long hanging on this one. Red Knee, his "P" thing would be better called a "PP" thing! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 20 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: 20 hours ago, Red Knee said: So.....let the "WIDDER BOUNTY" begin..... Well, although the Bounty is on me, I hope you collect some mega bucks. BUT, normally when putting a Bounty on someone, the financiers usually send somebody capable to carry out the Bounty. . . . . Who did they choose? Well, just like in Tales of Wells Fargo, Wells Fargo sent Jim Hardie(Dale Robertson) to investigate and recover their money. Jim Hardie was very successful in recovering Wells Fargos stolen funds. I will be just as successful in collecting the Bounty on you cause the task before me is so simple in comparison. Did ya hear that.....click, click, click, click, click, click.....6 down, game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Well, if I can help you have a fun and successful trip back to TN, I'll try not to lag behind you too much. I think I've gained a little speed since last year so you shouldn't whoop me too bad. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, Red Knee said: Well, just like in Tales of Wells Fargo, Wells Fargo sent Jim Hardie(Dale Robertson) to investigate and recover their money. Jim Hardie was very successful in recovering Wells Fargos stolen funds. I will be just as successful in collecting the Bounty on you cause the task before me is so simple in comparison. Did ya hear that.....click, click, click, click, click, click.....6 down, game over. Well if you hear 6 down that means your not shooting fast enough.. should be one steady roar On a side note to all you more experienced than me. Two shots sounding like one is a no no.... what about three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Eyed Drifter Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Evil Dont forget side match day is tough enough to wear pink day. Award for best pink cowboy and pink cowgirl. Maybe this year we can get widder to wear a pink shirt. It might even distract Red Knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, Blue Eyed Drifter said: Evil Dont forget side match day is tough enough to wear pink day. Award for best pink cowboy and pink cowgirl. Maybe this year we can get widder to wear a pink shirt. It might even distract Red Knee. He bought some pink pantaloons just for Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: EVIL, If you're gonna use any name recommendations to HELP you, don't use TN Williams. You'll be much better off if you say Randy St. Eagle..... ..........Widder Yeah, you got a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Hayes #41999 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I owe everyone an apology. The rumitize hit me hard this afternoon. I’m painless now but there are a couple of empty spots on the shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, Whiskey Hayes #41999 said: I owe everyone an apology. The rumitize hit me hard this afternoon. I’m painless now but there are a couple of empty spots on the shelf. I think it will probably still be ok. Whiskey Hayes ain't never let us down. Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Hayes has not let us down ever, hope he has one of those TN Fire with a handle for me. KK, I hear you talking but don't see any $$$ mentioned. I will match that $50 I am sure you want to give to a good cause if you are willing to open that wallet and let the moths out. Let me know and we will up the bounty by $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I am throwing my hat in the ring. No, I am not competeing in the speed SG, WE are gonna shoot my hat for Cancer research. I wont be wearing it. After the team match on Thursday, rifle, pistol or shotgun. You donate! Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 What you mean you aint were'in it? What's the fun in that? Chazzle Dazzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: I am throwing my hat in the ring. No, I am not competeing in the speed SG, WE are gonna shoot my hat for Cancer research. I wont be wearing it. After the team match on Thursday, rifle, pistol or shotgun. You donate! Imis Hell yeah!!!! Imis, That's the coolest idea yet........I'll pay good money to shoot your hat.....hell yeah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Red Knee said: Hell yeah!!!! Imis, That's the coolest idea yet........I'll pay good money to shoot your hat.....hell yeah!!!! IMIS, if you paint a SG target on the side of it......he'll probably miss it. (now thats funny right there). ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: IMIS, if you paint a SG target on the side of it......he'll probably miss it. (now thats funny right there). ..........Widder Have you seen the size of his hat???? Hell, even I couldn't miss that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Tn Tombstone said: Hayes has not let us down ever, hope he has one of those TN Fire with a handle for me. KK, I hear you talking but don't see any $$$ mentioned. I will match that $50 I am sure you want to give to a good cause if you are willing to open that wallet and let the moths out. Let me know and we will up the bounty by $100. If the Bunkhouse Boss knew the importance of a Bounty on 'ME', she would have done one 30+ years ago. We been married 37 years and she says its been the best 5 years of her life..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: If the Bunkhouse Boss knew the importance of a Bounty on 'ME', she would have done one 30+ years ago. We been married 37 years and she says its been the best 5 years of her life..... ..........Widder Problem is, you don't know which 5 she's talking about. Let's look at it like this You been married approximately 13,500 days. She liked 5 years or 1825 days of it. If you shoot 4 matches a month thats 1776 matches or days you been gone since you got married. That tells me her favorite time is when you aint there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: I am throwing my hat in the ring. No, I am not competeing in the speed SG, WE are gonna shoot my hat for Cancer research. I wont be wearing it. After the team match on Thursday, rifle, pistol or shotgun. You donate! Imis I gotta get me a shot at that iconic hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 29 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Problem is, you don't know which 5 she's talking about. Let's look at it like this You been married approximately 13,500 days. She liked 5 years or 1825 days of it. If you shoot 4 matches a month thats 1776 matches or days you been gone since you got married. That tells me her favorite time is when you aint there! Looking on the bright side of it, her taste in a husband is better than my taste in friends. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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