Bart Slade Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Was given a "watch what you say in public" reminder last night. Was out to dinner with my wife, told her this joke I'd heard at work: "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in a bathtub? You throw your laundry in". Right away the guy in the table next to us says "you know that's joke is offensive". So I told him "you listening in on my conversation is offensive" He ignored my comment and continued "I had a son who was an epileptic, and he died in the bathtub" I immediately felt about one inch tall. So I replied to him "Oh my God, that's terrible. Did he drown?" "No," said the dude. "He choked on one of my socks". I apologize to any epileptics present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 That is PERFECTLY sick and twisted!! I tip my beanie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'm in before this gets deleted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 If you can’t laugh at this, you are beyond hope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catlow4697 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Someone will find this offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, Catlow4697 said: Someone will find this offensive Won't do them any good. There's a chapter of P.O.O.P(People Offended by Offended People) around here. We can set Forty on them and pop a batch of popcorn to enjoy during the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Don't put all the load on 40. You can all be members so do it yourself. If everyone did the problem would be solved in just a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Don't put all the load on 40. You can all be members so do it yourself. If everyone did the problem would be solved in just a few days. Oh, I'm a member! I was browsing Fox News on my tablet while at lunch the other day when some windowlicker sitting behind me piped up with, "I don't see how you can read Fox News." Without even moving I replied, " It's just as easy as you reading over a stranger's shoulder and having the gall to @#$%* about what he's looking at." I got to eat my lunch in peace after that, for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 So that's were the socks go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 41 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Oh, I'm a member! I was browsing Fox News on my tablet while at lunch the other day when some windowlicker sitting behind me piped up with, "I don't see how you can read Fox News." Without even moving I replied, " It's just as easy as you reading over a stranger's shoulder and having the gall to @#$%* about what he's looking at." I got to eat my lunch in peace after that, for some reason. First you have to know how to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 I’m almost ashamed at how hard I’m laughing right now. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 My eleven year old grandson brought this one home this afternoon!! A patient wakes up in the hospital recovery room. He cries out, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replies, “I know! I had to amputate your arms!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: I’m almost ashamed at how hard I’m laughing right now. Almost. ALMOST!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Bart Slade said: Was given a "watch what you say in public" reminder last night. Was out to dinner with my wife, told her this joke I'd heard at work: "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in a bathtub? You throw your laundry in". Right away the guy in the table next to us says "you know that's joke is offensive". So I told him "you listening in on my conversation is offensive" He ignored my comment and continued "I had a son who was an epileptic, and he died in the bathtub" I immediately felt about one inch tall. So I replied to him "Oh my God, that's terrible. Did he drown?" "No," said the dude. "He choked on one of my socks". I apologize to any epileptics present I told me wife this joke. She laughed. I think she was actually laughing at me as I was laughing so hard I darn near feinted. Had to give myself a breathing treatment. Looking forward to my ribs being healed up again so I can breath right. Good thing is my ribs didn’t hurt from laughing though. Oh my gawd, this is a good joke. Thank you for the belly laugh Bart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: I’m almost ashamed at how hard I’m laughing right now. Almost. I am almost ashamed yall are my friends....NOT Morning OJ through the nostrils is not pleasant Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Neither is the evening "After Dinner" Vino. Nor having to clean my Lap Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 8/23/2019 at 7:33 PM, Blackwater 53393 said: My eleven year old grandson brought this one home this afternoon!! A patient wakes up in the hospital recovery room. He cries out, “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replies, “I know! I had to amputate your arms!” The perfect 11-year-old's joke....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 As insensitive/politically incorrect as these jokes are...THEY ARE HILARIOUS! As far as that's concerned, however, there are a LOT of politicians who should watch what they say/tweet in public! (Regardless of political persuasion, etc.) It is better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone thing you are stupid...then to open it and let them know!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Then there was the guy who felt a seizure coming on, threw his laundry into the tub and jumped in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Some of the best tasteless epileptic jokes I have ever heard were told by a friend of mine, who is epileptic herself. I have no doubt she's going to love this one if she's not already heard it. Having a sense of humor is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Dantankerous said: Some of the best tasteless epileptic jokes I have ever heard were told by a friend of mine, who is epileptic herself. I have no doubt she's going to love this one if she's not already heard it. Having a sense of humor is priceless. Had a roommate in 'Nam named Boguski. He told the best and worst polish jokes I ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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