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A woman once said that she wanted to be re-incarnated as one of my Labradors.  I told her that if she would swim out into the lake and come back with a duck in her mouth I would let her sleep on a blanket beside my bed.  She did not take me up on it.

 

Duffield

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So if Susie (for example) was out walkin' wif me and Worthless, she's judging me by how I treat the dog?

 

And when I see idjit-dog chewing at something in the tall grass, and tug the leash while sharply saying NO!, and then slap at her muzzle to make her drop the cat poop, when I look up Susie's apt to have done left a hole in the air?

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So when my wife accuses me of treating her like a dog, is that a good thing?

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