Subdeacon Joe Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him.” So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, “Well, I’m not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay.” (I do believe that if only one of his kine showed up he'd go try to find out why the others weren't there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 I once walked out in a preacher after sixty minutes of him babbling, and his third of what I was sure to be many more “in conclusion”s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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