Tennessee williams Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 ...or sign for my man-cave. No lawyers! Prosecutors will be violated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 And OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: And OLG And....I better not quit my day job. I seen a sign that said violators will be prosecuted and my twisted mind said prosecutors will be violated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Sounds like a feller that would molest a Nanner Split...... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Based on most of the TW's recent posts I thought the bumper was going to say "Follow me to the nearest DQ" or "Follow me if you want a nanner Split." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Based on most of the TW's recent posts I thought the bumper was going to say "Follow me to the nearest DQ" or "Follow me if you want a nanner Split." OR......... "If you can read this sticker, you're probably behind me in line at the DQ". TN Williams is probably the one guy in the world with a DQ account..... Has your banking institution ever given you one of those 'percentage pies' that shows how you spend your money each month, like 55% for food, 10% utilities, etc..... WELL, TW's pie actually has a portion that shows his DQ%. Really. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I have a sign at the cabin that says TRESSPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I saw one yesterday that read "In 1775 they wanted to take our guns. We shot them." Never saw that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 21 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: No lawyers! Prosecutors will be violated! Actually I think I've seen that before, so you're not the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 Really!? I thought I was the only bent-minded person out there. I shoulda knowed better. Ive been to Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 48 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Really!? I thought I was the only bent-minded person out there. I shoulda knowed better. Ive been to Walmart. Seriously hun?? How long you been hangin' out in tha Saloon now?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: Seriously hun?? How long you been hangin' out in tha Saloon now?????? Good point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My dad wanted to get some land so he could put up signs that said "Posted: Trespassers will be Prostituted" That's how he says you earn money on property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Calico Mary said: Seriously hun?? How long you been hangin' out in tha Saloon now?????? Now Calico.... You know me as a fine upstanding citizen! Barely standing sometimes but upstanding most of the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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