Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I remember seeing a movie where the bad guys got rid of a snitch by using a wood chipper! Then there is death by fire probably one of the most horrible ways to die. And who could forget, getting eaten by a shark. When it comes my turn, I'm praying for falling asleep and not waking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 The wood chipper for use in disposal of a dead body is real. It happened in late 80s in Newtown, CT to a married flight attendant . Google" Lake Zoar murder". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I remember seeing a movie where the bad guys got rid of a snitch by using a wood chipper! Then there is death by fire probably one of the most horrible ways to die. And who could forget, getting eaten by a shark. When it comes my turn, I'm praying for falling asleep and not waking up. I'm hoping to die of a heart attack. Because when you're 108 years of age and in bed with 5 college cheerleaders, odds are you're gonna have a heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: The wood chipper for use in disposal of a dead body is real. It happened in late 80s in Newtown, CT to a married flight attendant . Google" Lake Zoar murder". Capt Kidnme: Actually changed my pic as this happened in Florida, albeit an accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I believe the "wood chipper incident" movie you're thinking of is Fargo. Steve Buscemi meets his end in a wood chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 So what, are we going to have to do NICS and a waiting period on wood chippers now? I'll never... ahem, get my yard finished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I want to be shot dead by a much younger, than me, jealous husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 37 minutes ago, Major Crimes said: I want to be shot dead by a much younger, than me, jealous husband. But it would be a case of mistaken identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: But it would be a case of mistaken identity. Sure, the lady in question may be blind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Then there was the case of the old man suffering from a bad case of ED, but who attempted inappropriate behavior with a young woman. He was tried and convicted of assault with a dead weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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