Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 ... J Bar Binks is now officially Three Foot Johnson. 18" + 18" + me = Three Foot Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Congrats. Meesa thinks yousa made the right choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Shouldn't that be 'Three Left Feet Johnson? OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Are you bragging? A three foot Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Very, very nice! It's kind of a satisfying feeling when you finally settle on the alias you were supposed to have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class specimen such as meself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Bullets be so tired trying to reach the end of those barrels, why they'd just give up and quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 I wanna see the holsters that you use with those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 How about we just call you Big Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 33 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class example such as meself... 1. I thought anything as big as you was extinct. 2. Do those guns come with wheels, caissons, and a trained crew? 3. Would you sell them to me for a hunnert bucks? 4. Did Rick Buchanan make those holsters, (I'm waiting for a pair and a belt from him any old day now.).......and 5. How many cows were sacrificed to make them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: 1. I thought anything as big as you was extinct. 2. Do those guns come with wheels, caissons, and a trained crew? 3. Would you sell them to me for a hunnert bucks? 4. Did Rick Buchanan make those holsters, (I'm waiting for a pair and a belt from him any old day now.).......and 5. How many cows were sacrificed to make them? I've had six of these - 3 .45's and 3 .357's. They also made them in .44-40, but I've never seen one. The .357's were HEAVY, so I sold 'em and kept the .45's. I did the leather myself, but the holsters are too lightweight. They're only about 8 oz leather (It was all I had that much of, and I still had to splice one!), and I really need to make some from extra heavy quarter inch/16 oz stuff. (One ounce = 1/64") I cut the buckle out of a piece of flat steel, bowed it slightly, welded a nail across the middle for the bar, and shaped another nail for the prong. Dang... I need to make a new belt too... or stitch a new nameplate onto it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Do you get much bluing damage from knocking over the targets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeb Gray, #36839 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Do you shoot Gunfighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 They're tied off just above the knee, so I can sit down. So of course when I'm sitting, there are several inches of holster sticking out in front of my knees, so I gotta be careful about tripping people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Zeb Gray, #36839 said: Do you shoot Gunfighter? Is there any other way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Heck, ya don't even have to pull the trigger to knock down any knock down's. Just reach your arm out and down they go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Yep. Just draw and press the muzzle against the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 @Three Foot Johnson or 3' Johnson: Congratulations on the new Alias. I'd like to see a video of how you pull those beauties out of their holsters without hitting yourself in the head! Does this mean your old Alias is now available for someone to follow in your footsteps? For those who may not recall who this was: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 J Bar Binks never did show up in the alias lookup - I checked several times. That list is far from complete. Ya know, when measured from the breech face, its farther to the muzzles on the pistols than on a Marlin 1894c. I have the matching carbine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 There are a club or two around here where he would have to take a step back or the barrel would be sticking a couple inches beyond the targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Three Foot Johnson said: They're tied off just above the knee, so I can sit down. So of course when I'm sitting, there are several inches of Johnson sticking out in front of my knees, so I gotta be careful about tripping people. Yeah, that's what I do with mine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 The Patriot Lord General Cornwallis:You dream, General. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class specimen such as meself... I'm certain this picture qualifies as the second known photograph of Bigfoot. (I'm not talking Wallace, of TX Ranger fame). Seems to be a friendly critter, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 My brother in law on the end, blue shirt is a first cousin, and my sister on the other end. Sometimes I wonder about my parentage... Maybe just some recessive Viking gene that finally decided to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Anybody ever listen to Mojo Nixon on Outlaw Radio? He’s got a song about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Yul Lose said: Anybody ever listen to Mojo Nixon on Outlaw Radio? He’s got a song about this. He has a song about a three foot Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: 1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said: He has a song about a three foot Johnson? I think that’s what he’s singing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Shot with a guy in Idaho that carries 16 inch barreled Remington C&B. What a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Is there any other way? Just a suggestion, but you need to change your stance a bit, one foot in front of the other so's you won't fall on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 13 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Maybe just some recessive Viking gene that finally decided to come out. I got one of them recessive Viking Genes, too. Break out the mead and ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 19 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: ... J Bar Binks is now officially Three Foot Johnson. 18" + 18" + me = Three Foot Johnson. Those are cool! What caliber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 .45 Colt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 25 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: .45 Colt The recoil helps hold them up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Wilson Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 On 7/30/2019 at 7:48 AM, Three Foot Johnson said: .45 Colt Don't you mean .45 long colt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.