Dantankerous Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Allie Moe swooping in, in 5-4-3-2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Make it a pump... Sorry Allie...couldn’t help myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Did you say something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 my lab mix would keep em up that tree as long as they don't swat at him , he will give em a bath , when they come down CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 BTW, I have several cowgirlfriends who cats and they all shoot better than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Did you say something? Be careful…Your day of coming….Think the 4 of July…I am coming for you… Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, Texas Lizard said: Be careful…Your day of coming….Think the 4 of July…I am coming for you… Texas Lizard Didn't we have this conversation before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Make it a pump... I'm so sorry, and I do love cats, but this was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 16 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Didn't we have this conversation before. Small cat, small lizard…I am big Texas size lizard…Think flat box for return… Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Texas Lizard said: Small cat, small lizard…I am big Texas size lizard…Think flat box for return… Texas Lizard What does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patagonia Pete Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Texas Lizard said: Small cat, small lizard…I am big Texas size lizard…Think flat box for return… Texas Lizard Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I'm going stay right hear under the table until Allie stops shooting. 21 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: BTW, I have several cowgirlfriends who cats and they all shoot better than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: What does that mean? Throw rugs don’t need much space… Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 While we are discussing cats, let's take a look at this paradox. Strap some toast, butter side up, to the back of a cat. Now toss the cat up in the air. Toast ALWAYS lands butter side down. Yet a cat ALWAYS lands on his feet. Will it land on the butter, so the cat is on its back? Will it land on its feet, so the toast is not on the floor? Or will it just stay up in the air because it can't decide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patagonia Pete Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Alpo said: > snip < Will it land on the butter, so the cat is on its back? Will it land on its feet, so the toast is not on the floor? Or will it just stay up in the air because it can't decide? > snip < After extensive research ... it appears the cat will float in the air!! Amazing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Cat would land on its feet then rub the butter off the toast and onto your leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Alpo said: While we are discussing cats, let's take a look at this paradox. Strap some toast, butter side up, to the back of a cat. Now toss the cat up in the air. Toast ALWAYS lands butter side down. Yet a cat ALWAYS lands on his feet. Will it land on the butter, so the cat is on its back? Will it land on its feet, so the toast is not on the floor? Or will it just stay up in the air because it can't decide? If you throw the cat at a wall, does the cat hit the wall feet-first, or sideways? I HAVEN'T DONE THIS, ALLIE, I'm just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Cartoon in Playboy back in the 70s. These two guys wearing parachutes that you sit on are standing on the ground. Behind them are two bi-planes. On the ground between them is a squished, bloody, flat cat. But it is obvious the cat is belly down, back up. The caption is: I TOLD YOU THEY'LL LAND ON THEIR FEET. PAY ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Cartoon in Playboy back in the 70s. These two guys wearing parachutes that you sit on are standing on the ground. Behind them are two bi-planes. On the ground between them is a squished, bloody, flat cat. But it is obvious the cat is belly down, back up. The caption is: I TOLD YOU THEY'LL LAND ON THEIR FEET. PAY ME. I thought I was the only one thinking of that very cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Cartoon in Playboy back in the 70s. These two guys wearing parachutes that you sit on are standing on the ground. Behind them are two bi-planes. On the ground between them is a squished, bloody, flat cat. But it is obvious the cat is belly down, back up. The caption is: I TOLD YOU THEY'LL LAND ON THEIR FEET. PAY ME. Most guys claim they only read the articles. You actually read the cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Oh yeah. Granny in her see-through nighty. Little Annie Fannie. They used to have great cartoons in Playboy. Honestly, the only article I recall reading was the Jimmy Carter interview, November 1976, where he had committed adultery in his heart by lusting after other women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Three cowboys at a campfire in the desert. Two are talking, while the third is staring at a burning black and white spotted horse. Caption is: POOR SLIM. HIS PINTO EXPLODED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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