Shooting Bull Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Are you stupid or just dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Shooting Bull said: Are you stupid or just dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Safest place to stand when you're shoot'n is in front of ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if'n you were inside with the doors bolted shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 "Well you're full of ideas - all of 'em second rate" Or something like that. Cagney says it in "Tribute to a Bad Man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croc Holiday Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Yer mama drinks whiskey out of a boot! Yer about as dumb as a bag of hammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Ya couldn't pour dirt out of yer boot if the if the instructions were printed on da sole .... If dumb was worth 5 cents a pound, you would be worth a million.... Boy you Major on Stupid .. The Skunk smells better than you... Even a Skunk Holds it's nose around you ... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. (I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Small Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were little ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull Skinner Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Here's a link to a whole passel of 'em: https://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-insults/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 https://www.hcn.org/articles/rants-from-the-hill-how-to-cuss-in-western Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Bruce Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 "godless heathens"-scene from when the regulators were tripping on peyote in young guns "johnny, i apologize, i forgot you were there"-doc holiday to johnny tyler in tombstone ok, not from a western but my favorite insult line "alright you primitive screwheads listen up! you see this? this is my BOOMSTICK!" ash williams, army of darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COAL CAR KID, SASS #15921 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Shooting Bull said: That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. (I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. ) Who could not read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 14 hours ago, Shooting Bull said: That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. (I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. ) You win that bet! I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Do they need to be from movies? If not: You look like the south bound end of a north bound mule. Bless your heart He's so crooked he could swaller nails and spit our corkscrews. He lies so well a man would be a fool not to believe him. Movie lines are hareder for me to come up with. I know there were a lot of great subtle ones but they all escape me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 He don't even know which end the round comes out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Quote " We call you fingers cause ya sure don't make a hand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 "If brains was gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullett Sass 19707 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I think I'll take a bath. I would appreciate it. El Dorado Bullett 19707 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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