C.C. Moonshine Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Howdy all !!!! Our theme for this years Indiana State Shoot is The best insults of the old west !!!! Needing some good starting lines, they must be "G" rated, no cuss words, or overly offensive. Example: Starting line: " You used to drink your own bath water, didn't YA ?!?!?" Just me what ya come up with please !!!! Remember our State shoot is July 12,13, & 14 and there is still time to sign up >>>>>>>>>>>> Sign up Paradise Pass<<<<<<<<<<<< This is a 40 acre SASS range, check out the drone view on the website. OK give me those starting lines !!!!!!!! GO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatwater Monte Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 "You wouldn't know sheep stuff from Arbuckles." "You fall off your horse a lot don't you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You no good coffee boiler You dirty high-binder Uglier than a mud fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 "Having you along is like losing 2 good men" Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-eye, SASS#45097 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Chicken stealing egg sucking gutter trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 If'n brains was shoe leather, you couldn't saddle a piss-ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Why you lowdown no good goat faced yellow bellied scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major BS Walker Regulator Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 From an Audie Murphy western, (1) If a rattle snake bit yah, he'd probably die. Some others not from the movie: (2) Your blood would make a leach throw up. )3) If a buzzard bit yah, he'd give up eaten meat. (4) Your flesh would gag a maggot. Are you can also start each one of the above four insults with ( You're so fowl) Just say'en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I'd say that's pretty bold talk from a one eyed fat man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Krazy Kajun said: "Having you along is like losing 2 good men" Kajun Never heard of that one- OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Here's my donation-- "Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man." OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You're as ugly as The Original Lumpy Gritz (Although that one may be a bit too harsh for women and children) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Here's mine: The Wire is starting to look like the Saloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 This is a real one my father used to use: You're as ugly as the southbound end of a northbound mule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said: You're as ugly as The Original Lumpy Gritz (Although that one may be a bit too harsh for women and children) You run like Shooting Bull........... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 minute ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: You run like Shooting Bull........... OLG You mean "fall"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, Phantom, SASS #54973 said: You mean "fall"... How's this? You run and fall like Shooting Bull......... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You couldn't find the hot end of a branding iron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. ELI 35882 GUNFIGHTER Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Shoot me ....why you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Phantom, SASS #54973 said: You mean "fall"... In my case they're pretty much the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 All hat and no cattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 She is so ugly- (How ugly is she) She is so ugly, she could bluff a buzzard off a meat wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 You better shut your mouth before all the stupid leaks out. That'll start a gunfight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 He couldn’t hit a buffalo if one swallowed him whole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 "He's dumber than oatmeal" Somebody threatens to shoot you- "I'm not worried ,I have seen you shoot" Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Too dumb to dump dirt from a boot if the instructions were on the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Was you born an idgit or did your pappy teach ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 You are as ugly as a bucket of smashed crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike (horse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Your as useless as teats on a boar hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Who dressed you...........Korupt Karl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 ... nobody calls me "Mad Dog", especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash" - Buford 'Mad-Dog' Tannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Reb, SASS #54804 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 one from a book I read a looong time ago "you're crookeder than a Missouri rail fence" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostVaquero Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 His brain cavity wouldn’t make a drinkin’ cup for a canary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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