Subdeacon Joe Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Why don’t you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 How do you get down off an elephant? You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 What's the difference in a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 How much dirt is there in a hole that’s 5 feet wide and 5 feet deep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 That would depend on what the hole is dug in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alpo said: That would depend on what the hole is dug in. There is no dirt in a hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 If it takes seven men seven days to dig seven holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 One shovel full! After that the hole just hgets bigger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outrider Outlaw Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: What's the difference in a duck? One of its legs are both the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 56 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: There is no dirt in a hole. You would think that, but I have several holes in my backyard. All of them have dirt in them. The sides of the hole, and the bottom of the hole, are part of the hole, and are dirt. All of these holes have water in them (been raining last couple of days). Most also have grass in them (except for the one in the root ball). But they've all got dirt in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 And speaking of the holes in my yard, you reckon I'll get any pecans this year? The tree's leafing out pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 When is a dogs tail not a tail? When its a'waggin' Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: If it takes seven men seven days to dig seven holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole? A hole is a hole. There are no "half-holes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Alpo said: You would think that, but I have several holes in my backyard. All of them have dirt in them. The sides of the hole, and the bottom of the hole, are part of the hole, and are dirt. All of these holes have water in them (been raining last couple of days). Most also have grass in them (except for the one in the root ball). But they've all got dirt in them. Alpo, where I come from those are called puddles or ponds depending on the size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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