Subdeacon Joe Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO TURN BACK! REALLY! LAST CHANCE! you asked for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Somebody has been hanging out in WalMart way too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Oh dear Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 At what point will Miss Denial figure out she’s to damn fat for her clothes? Her shirt says “One Who Serves”...would that be served as an example to others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Was it worn to get a Nasty award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catlow4697 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Would this shape be called a Muffin Top? Her nick name is Crisco or fat in the can If I saw this in a dinner . I would have to leave. Question? If I stare to long do I become a dirty old man or just blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatwater Monte Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 That's what happens when you put them on wet. Just like rawhide, when it dries it shrinks. Poor gal will never get em off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 And to think they breed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 What if she put it on just to have the photo taken, her own version of 15 seconds of fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 25, 2019 Author Share Posted May 25, 2019 I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 She is at what looks to be a counter in a burger joint. Future News Story: Police baffled by explosion at local diner. Police and Fire responded to an incident this afternoon at a local diner. There was an explosion that rocked surrounding businesses. At this time the dead toll is only one person who appears to have been carry some sort of explosive device though the police can find no evidence of explosives being used. The injured all have concussive injuries. The explosion did not cause a fire but the concussion demolished the interior of Joe’s Big Booty Burgers, famous for their huge servings and muffin top deserts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned. I’ve been trying not to think about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wapaloosie73 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Call the fire dept! Get the jaws of life! This lady is trapped inside a pair of cut offs! Must of been a roll over or mebbe an endo flip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Smoken D said: And to think they breed THAT is a scary thought!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: What if she put it on just to have the photo taken, her own version of 15 seconds of fame. FAME OR INFAMY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 41 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: FAME OR INFAMY? Some people lack the gene that allows them to perceive the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panhandle Paladin Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 IN-famous, that's like MORE than famous, aint it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned. She probably laid on her back with her legs and butt propped up so that they were sticking straight up. That causes fat and flab to fall away from the area where she is buttoning and zipping the cut-offs. I only watched this preformed one time and it caused macular degeneration in my left eye, I ain't gonna watch it again, ever! Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 23 hours ago, Smoken D said: And to think they breed Not if she can’t get em off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 And somewhere in the back of our little minds we liked it. BUT We will never admit it. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: And somewhere in the back of our little minds we liked it. BUT We will never admit it. Imis Uhhhh...NO! I can very confidently say I do not and there are no little neurotransmitters in my brain misfiring telling my sub conscience that I do... By the way, TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: And somewhere in the back of our little minds we liked it. BUT We will never admit it. Imis Not sure what you’re smokin, but A. Marijuana is illegal in Tennessee 2. That was disgusting and nothing in my mind will ever tell me any different C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 OOOH OOOH I know - I know! They were put on her when she was a very young girl and never taken off as she grew. You know: like the old Chinese Foot Binding to make the girls have small feet. Too bad it didn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloe Moe Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 On 5/25/2019 at 7:39 AM, Subdeacon Joe said: I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned. What makes you think they ARE zipped and buttoned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 27, 2019 Author Share Posted May 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sloe Moe said: What makes you think they ARE zipped and buttoned? Interesting point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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