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At what point will Miss Denial figure out she’s to damn fat for her clothes?

 

 

Her shirt says “One Who Serves”...would that be served as an example to others?:blink:

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Would this shape be called a Muffin Top?

Her nick name is Crisco or fat in the can

 

If I saw this in a dinner . I would have to leave.

 Question? 

If I stare to long do I become a dirty old man or just blind?

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And to think they breed

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She is at what looks to be a counter in a burger joint. 

 

Future News Story:

Police baffled by explosion at local diner.

 

Police and Fire responded to an incident this afternoon at a local diner. There was an explosion that rocked surrounding businesses. At this time the dead toll is only one person who appears to have been carry some sort of explosive device though the police can find no evidence of explosives being used. The injured all have concussive injuries. The explosion did not cause a fire but the concussion demolished the interior of Joe’s Big Booty Burgers, famous for their huge servings and muffin top deserts...

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2 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned.

 

I’ve been trying not to think about it...:blink::P

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IN-famous, that's like MORE than famous, aint it?

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23 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned.

She probably laid on her back with her legs and butt propped up so that they were sticking straight up.  That causes fat and flab to fall away from  the area where she is buttoning and zipping the cut-offs. 

I only watched this preformed one time and it caused macular degeneration in my left eye, I ain't gonna watch it again, ever!

 

Duffield

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2 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

And somewhere in the back of our little minds we liked it. BUT We will never admit it.

 

Imis

 

Uhhhh...NO!

I can very confidently say I do not and there are no little neurotransmitters in my brain misfiring telling my sub conscience that I do...;)

 

By the way, TMI :P

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1 hour ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

And somewhere in the back of our little minds we liked it. BUT We will never admit it.

 

Imis

 

Not sure what you’re smokin, but 

 

A. Marijuana is illegal in Tennessee 

2. That was disgusting and nothing in my mind will ever tell me any different

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OOOH OOOH I know - I know!

 

They were put on her when she was a very young girl and never taken off as she grew.

You know: like the old Chinese Foot Binding to make the girls have small feet.

Too bad it didn't work.

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On 5/25/2019 at 7:39 AM, Subdeacon Joe said:

I've been wondering how she got 'em zipped and buttoned.

 

What makes you think they ARE zipped and buttoned?

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