Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

2019 Tennessee State Championship


Recommended Posts

23 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Randy, are we gonna have all the same side matches? And, most importantly am I going to get another chance at being in the upper echelon with you by cutting the rope at 30 feet with a derringer?!

 

They don't make ropes like they use to... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 126
  • Created
  • Last Reply
7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

They don't make ropes like they use to... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

Widder, just for you we're gonna have a nanner split contest.

  You bring the nanner split, and I'll eat it quicker than you can shoot a stage from LT to UT. If I cant, you can have it back.:ph34r:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

They don't make ropes like they use to... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

 

9 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Widder, just for you we're gonna have a nanner split contest.

  You bring the nanner split, and I'll eat it quicker than you can shoot a stage from LT to UT. If I cant, you can have it back.:ph34r:

 

Sounds like a war is a brewin'!  Should be interestin' one of 'em got a derringer the other a nanner split.  Stay tuned folks looks like it's gonna get real.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Tequila Chase said:

 

 

Sounds like a war is a brewin'!  Should be interestin' one of 'em got a derringer the other a nanner split.  Stay tuned folks looks like it's gonna get real.

 

I'm betting on Ol' Widder. I hear he's leaving Snickers on every stage and putting peanut butter in banana splits to slow down his competition. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tyrel,

The way I shot last Saturdy, my competition can 'mosey' thru a stage and whoop me..... ;)

 

Out of curiosity, I wonder where is RED KNEE?

He must think that cause he's out in Oklahoma,  out of sight don't mean he's out of mind.

 

Red Knee.... Come out and Playaaaaaaa !

 

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 8/25/2019 at 3:31 PM, Tennessee williams said:

Randy, are we gonna have all the same side matches? And, most importantly am I going to get another chance at being in the upper echelon with you by cutting the rope at 30 feet with a derringer?!

Yes, as far as I know we’ll have about the same. Yes, if you cut the rope with a derringer you’ll join a very small group. Just as a tip I’ll let you know the secret to cutting it. Hit it in the center of the rope!

 

Randy 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

Yes, as far as I know we’ll have about the same. Yes, if you cut the rope with a derringer you’ll join a very small group. Just as a tip I’ll let you know the secret to cutting it. Hit it in the center of the rope!

 

Randy 

Dang-it! I've just been shooting to clip the edge!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Lets get this one back out front, one of the best matches in CAS, get your apps in and let us know if you plan to attend the ROI class on Thursday morning. I have been told that I will have a class room and everything.

See everyone next month at Wartrace.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, Red Knee said:

BTT for a great match......oh, and by the way.....the verbal assault of ol Widder.....it's just around the corner.....

 

YeeHaw.   I see the Oklahoma Boogyman is still alive and well.

 

BUT..... will he venture into Widderland this year and show us his stuff?

 

The Boogyman knows!

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

36 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

YeeHaw.   I see the Oklahoma Boogyman is still alive and well.

 

BUT..... will he venture into Widderland this year and show us his stuff?

 

The Boogyman knows!

 

..........Widder

 

Yes, the boogeyman is gonna be waltzing in a Widder wonderland.....97 in tow.  

 

There might even be another "bounty" placed on certain wanna be 97 shooters.....ya never know!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, well.

Come October, you just waltz on over here to Tennessee and bring one of your little WInny 97's.

We'll see what the Boogyman's got.

 

Go visit ALL your Okie Pards and tell them if you can collect enough 'bounty' on me for

the Cancer cause,   I'll break out The Enchantress  (IAC 97) and see if history will repeat

itself..... for the 4th time.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 8/23/2019 at 1:00 PM, Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 said:

leaving a bit early, ain't ya?

Gotta get a good spot!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 9/1/2019 at 7:43 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

YeeHaw.   I see the Oklahoma Boogyman is still alive and well.

 

BUT..... will he venture into Widderland this year and show us his stuff?

 

The Boogyman knows!

 

..........Widder

 

 

On 9/1/2019 at 10:45 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Well, well.

Come October, you just waltz on over here to Tennessee and bring one of your little WInny 97's.

We'll see what the Boogyman's got.

 

Go visit ALL your Okie Pards and tell them if you can collect enough 'bounty' on me for

the Cancer cause,   I'll break out The Enchantress  (IAC 97) and see if history will repeat

itself..... for the 4th time.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

 

On 8/21/2019 at 12:07 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Tyrel,   his expertise is in Ice Cream and Nanner Splits.

 

The only mistake he usually makes is ordering ONLY 1 Nanner Split..... instead of 2.  :o

 

..........Widder

 

 

Widder looks like you got wars brewin' all the way around.  I'm gettin' the feeling that this is going to be a daisy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

16 minutes ago, Tequila Chase said:

 

 

 

Widder looks like you got wars brewin' all the way around.  I'm gettin' the feeling that this is going to be a daisy.

 

Howdy Tequila.

I would 'circle the wagons' but I only got one wagon... :lol:

 

The bad guys are after me and attacking from all sides.   I don't know what I did to put them

on the war path, but its too late for a truce now.

 

TN Williams has put the RoHo curse on me.  

And RED KNEE, of Oklahoma fame, is tuning up

his 97's (all 50 of them) and gonna attack from all sides in October.

I think he's calling it the October Slaughter.   He's gathering up

Bounty on Me with proceeds going to a Cancer cause (as designated by the Wartrace Regulators).

 

If you know anyone who wants to add a few $$ to 'The Bounty', let Red Knee know.

 

But be warned..... The Entrantress is ready to defend the speed title.   Red Knee is getting to old to muster

up any serious threat.   I doubt he can even get 6 shots off without hurting his aging shoulder..... :D

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Howdy Tequila.

I would 'circle the wagons' but I only got one wagon... :lol:

 

The bad guys are after me and attacking from all sides.   I don't know what I did to put them

on the war path, but its too late for a truce now.

 

TN Williams has put the RoHo curse on me.  

And RED KNEE, of Oklahoma fame, is tuning up

his 97's (all 50 of them) and gonna attack from all sides in October.

I think he's calling it the October Slaughter.   He's gathering up

Bounty on Me with proceeds going to a Cancer cause (as designated by the Wartrace Regulators).

 

If you know anyone who wants to add a few $$ to 'The Bounty', let Red Knee know.

 

But be warned..... The Entrantress is ready to defend the speed title.   Red Knee is getting to old to muster

up any serious threat.   I doubt he can even get 6 shots off without hurting his aging shoulder..... :D

 

..........Widder

 

 

If ya need another wagon let me know I can get ya one and a mule skinner to go with it.

 

Seems like you like putting powder on a fire and watching everyone git scared. ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 9/1/2019 at 10:45 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

,   I'll break out The Enchantress  (IAC 97) and see if history will repeat

itself..... for the 4th time

 

No wonder it takes you all day at the 97 side match to get a good six-shot run......its a counting issue............4th time????

 

Let's have a quick math lesson here by reliving history accurately....

 

You got lucky at the last second at Hellfire and beat me by .05.........win number 1 for you.

 

You got a halfway decent run in at Wartrace in 2017 and beat me.......win number 2 for you 

 

If I recall correctly, the last time we met, I won at Land Run in Oklahoma.......win number 1 for me.

 

So this upcoming slaughter in October, Widder Whuppin' or whatever you wanna call it, will even us up at 2 wins each.

 

Then......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I see that Math and History ain't one of your strong subjects.

 

TWICE at Hell Fire.   We've been there TWICE.    2-0 for me. 

Once at Wartrace.    3-0 for me

Yea, you got me at Land Run:   3-1 now.    

 

So yea, we'll get to see if history will repeat itself..... for the 4th time.  :D

 

You getting any 'Bounty'  pledges?   The Enchantress is waiting.

 

OH, by the way..... it wasn't  .05 seconds.   It was more like .03 or .04    :o

And yes, I got it at the very last run.   That's what makes memories

of these so special..... :D

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Red Knee,

I hate for you to travel all the way from Oklahoma and not have anyone to whoop up on 

so I've ask TN Williams to bring his 97 to the Side Matches to help you feel better.

 

P.S. - Someone ask me the other day about bringing you a Snickers bar to the match.

Don't be surprised to find a few left on your cart......   ;)

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Red Knee,

I hate for you to travel all the way from Oklahoma and not have anyone to whoop up on 

so I've ask TN Williams to bring his 97 to the Side Matches to help you feel better.

 

P.S. - Someone ask me the other day about bringing you a Snickers bar to the match.

Don't be surprised to find a few left on your cart......   ;)

 

..........Widder

 

Only one person I wanna whip with the 97.... any guesses????

 

First Clue.....he's old!!!

 

Second Clue......he moves like he's old!!!!

 

Third Clue.... needs help with math.

 

Fourth and final Clue....he answers to Widder....that is if'n he can hear ya!!!!

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well,  All a feller needs to do is check out 'Hell Fire' speed 97 results from some years past

and find out the real story.   To bad, so sad for you..... they won't list the runner up names..... :o

 

I see that You've waited till I just about took up the rocker to come out of hibernation.   

If you wait a little longer, I might have a broke arm.   That might help you a little...... :D

 

How much 'Bounty' have you mustered up?    Or can you not find anyone in Oklahoma

who thinks you are a safe 'bounty hunter'..... :ph34r:

 

I need to see some BIG NUMBERS before bringing The Enchantress out for another

public performance.

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hey Red Knee,

I'm trying to talk Whiskey into giving buckles  for the top 4 or 5  speed 97 shooters.

 

That way, you'll be able to take a buckle back to Oklahoma and feel good.

 

P.S. - don't forget...it ain't me you probably need to worry about.   You may

have to face Missouri Traveler, Tater, Sidekick and maybe Box Car Kid.

And there's always somebody out there keeping their prowess a secret

till they get there.    I'll feel lucky to survive.

 

..........Widder

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.