Subdeacon Joe Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Late Tuesday afternoon, while conducting a photo op flyover near downtown San Francisco, Blue Angel #1—“Boss”— mistakenly called “chemtrails on” instead of his usual “smoke on” call. Quote Long thought to exist only in the domain of crackpot conspiracy theories like Bigfoot, the flat earth, or NFOs having equally hot wives as pilots, chemtrails have now been scientifically proven to sway political opinion. “Sure, I’ve known for years,” drawled one pilot, who spoke with us after we offered him a can of Copenhagen. “They’re chemtrails, alright,” he continued, “what’d you think they were, water vapor or something?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Late Tuesday afternoon, while conducting a photo op flyover near downtown San Francisco, Blue Angel #1—“Boss”— mistakenly called “chemtrails on” instead of his usual “smoke on” call. SDJ, Good one. I was laughing hard enough to dribble coffee from my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 We joke, we laugh, but... https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/1950-us-released-bioweapon-san-francisco-180955819/ https://www.businessinsider.com/the-military-tested-bacterial-weapons-in-san-francisco-2015-7 In goofing off...uhhh...I mean, doing research on “conspiracies” I found a website run by the CIA. They track what people say about them. This link is a sample of that: https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/mkultra?page=14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Oh great...now I’ll be on that website. Great! Just Great! Hey, maybe they’ll also associate links to the following so we can find out what they know... - Who really killed Elvis? - What is really in those chem trails and can they sway the vote? - Who really Shot JR? - Is Bigfoot actually aliens visitors with un-Wookiee like bad attitudes? - Is Congress actually made up of aliens or are they bureaucrats from the future? On that note... Remind you of anyone? From the movie “12 Monkeys” Hey CIA!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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