Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE!! I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTIN FOX Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 stolen,, forwarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, SHOOTIN FOX said: stolen,, forwarded Stole it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Clean your cookies out.....runs a little faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 53 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE!! I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too. Huh? I can hear just fine , it's just that there is so little I want to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just yesterday I told someone at work how much I was looking forward to retirement. Then I heard my Grandmother’s voice “Don’t wish your life away. You’ll get there soon enough.” But, I must admit, I am looking forward to every benefit I can get from being a “Seenager”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Great being a Seenager if it were not for the continuous visit to doctors' offices. Have to keep a calendar just to keep track of which one to go to next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Being a Seenager is waiting for your adult daughter, son-in-law and grandson who live with you, to go away for the weekend so you can get laid. "Mom and Dad aren't home for the weekend... let's party!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 11 hours ago, bgavin said: Being a Seenager is waiting for your adult daughter, son-in-law and grandson who live with you, to go away for the weekend so you can get laid. As long as the wife doesn't find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 AT 82 Ive been a seenager for quite a while, but while I have go get older, I do not have to lose my immaturity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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