Too Tall Bob Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Just saying.... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Everything in moderation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Perhaps WORRYING about what one eats and drinks contributes to heart attack frequency..... and trying to decipher all the conflicting and contradicting nutritional 'information' the media feeds us. Bon apetite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I found that stressing out over every little thing you eat or drink probably contributes to poor health, including heart attacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Sitting on you ass leads to heart attacks. I bet it is the number 1 contributor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 53 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Sitting on you ass leads to heart attacks. I bet it is the number 1 contributor. Where else would you sit? (The devil made me write that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Where else would you sit? (The devil made me write that.) On your laurels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 What if you don't have an ass. Only domestic animal I have is Worthless, and I don't think she'll let me sit on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Sitting on you ass leads to heart attacks. I bet it is the number 1 contributor. Why? Does the ass get tired of being used as a recliner and buck you off or bite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why? Does the ass get tired of being used as a recliner and buck you off or bite? Depends upon the particular ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 They can be awful cantankerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 8 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Sitting on you ass leads to heart attacks. I bet it is the number 1 contributor. There is an old saying, You can sit and watch yourself get old or, you can exercise and stay young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Alpo said: What if you don't have an ass. Only domestic animal I have is Worthless, and I don't think she'll let me sit on her. I hope you are not talking about a wife or girlfriend.... Texas Lizard That would seem to get you terminated rather quickly...Or in a medical ward...If real lucky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I thought everyone knew about Worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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