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USMC To Introduce Wait Training to PFT


Subdeacon Joe

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QUANTICO, Va. — Headquarters Marine Corps will add wait training to the physical fitness test to reflect increased demands on the time of today’s Marines, sources confirmed today.

 

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As with any change the Corps has introduced in its storied history, there have been vocal objections from those who consider themselves “Old Corps.”

“Those millennials need training for everything. Real Marines already know how to wait. I’ve been waiting for my check-in sheet to be signed since ’89. Chesty would roll over in his …” said Master Gunnery Sgt. Jedediah Smith, before choking on the baseball-sized dip in his mouth.

 

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3 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Who doesn't?  It's "The Onion" of the military press. 

Hmmm....not really "bogus."  More "satire" or "farce."

 

I think it is far superior to The Onion, and I like The Onion

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