Subdeacon Joe Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 QUANTICO, Va. — Headquarters Marine Corps will add wait training to the physical fitness test to reflect increased demands on the time of today’s Marines, sources confirmed today. Quote As with any change the Corps has introduced in its storied history, there have been vocal objections from those who consider themselves “Old Corps.” “Those millennials need training for everything. Real Marines already know how to wait. I’ve been waiting for my check-in sheet to be signed since ’89. Chesty would roll over in his …” said Master Gunnery Sgt. Jedediah Smith, before choking on the baseball-sized dip in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 You know The Duffleblog is bogus, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alpo said: You know The Duffleblog is bogus, right? Who doesn't? It's "The Onion" of the military press. Hmmm....not really "bogus." More "satire" or "farce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Who doesn't? It's "The Onion" of the military press. Hmmm....not really "bogus." More "satire" or "farce." I think it is far superior to The Onion, and I like The Onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Need a site called “Garlic.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 21, 2019 Author Share Posted April 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Need a site called “Garlic.” Satire with a bite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Satire with a bite? Biting sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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