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I love these things. Years ago I swapped this one out for the real thing at work. It took 6 months for anyone to notice.

 

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Here are a few more that I like:

 

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A nice wall calendar is printed by Collier (collierpublishing.com)

It is available on Amazon, among other places.

I always thought the guy that dreamed it up had worked at Pantex....

 

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My all-time favorite:

 

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Saw that for real in PA once, except it was a deer and they paved over it.:D

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I really like this one

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I did not create these. I found them online.

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Posted (edited)

The last photo in the base post reminds me of Jan 15 , 1991, maybe 16, the dateline confuses things.  During an airline flight in the Midwest, the captain came on the intercom and said, “Passengers, if you look out your left windows you will see a flight of B52s, I presume they are headed to the Middle East.”  Thus announcing to a select few, the Top Secret beginning of the Gulf War.

 

maybe it was B2s.

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Posted (edited)

A few of my favorites.

 

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I once posted this one at work in protest, until a co-worker advised me to take it down before a higher-up saw it...

 

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3 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

I once posted this one at work in protest, until a co-worker advised me to take it down before a higher-up saw it...

 

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Probably a smart move, Sixgun. 

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10 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I love these things. Years ago I swapped this one out for the real thing at work. It took 6 months for anyone to notice.

 

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Here are a few more that I like:

 

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I wanted to do that so bad for a poster in the Shift Commander's office.

It said, "Leaders are like eagles," with a nice photo of two bald eagles soaring. Then in smaller type was, "We don't have either one here."

 

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I printed this one once and put it on the desks in the sales department.  A lot of unofficial laughing and agreement.  But I did get an "official" request to not help with the motiviation of the sales department.  :D

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35 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Probably a smart move, Sixgun. 

 

Yeah. Our old manager quit, and my immediate manager was next in line to succeed him. But instead the owners put a close family friend in his place, and he actually had to take managerial training to learn how to do his own job. My immediate manager then quit, and I became the #2. In a way it benefitted me but I knew there was only so high I could go unless I slept with one of their daughters.

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Apparently, everybody has already found despair.com.

 

Some of their more recent additions that I like.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

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Sadly, priorities of this nature are a common occurrence now-a-days.

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While we are laughing at others, are they laughing at us?

 

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2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

While we are laughing at others, are they laughing at us?

 

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Who cares? :lol:

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On 4/18/2019 at 4:56 PM, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

I wanted to do that so bad for a poster in the Shift Commander's office.

It said, "Leaders are like eagles," with a nice photo of two bald eagles soaring. Then in smaller type was, "We don't have either one here."

 

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This is one I made and had on my computer at my last job

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17 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

While we are laughing at others, are they laughing at us?

 

Imis    

 

14 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Who cares? :lol:

 

Probably not to our faces, at least while we are tooled up:D

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22 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

While we are laughing at others, are they laughing at us?

 

Imis    

 

20 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Who cares? :lol:

 

5 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

 

 

Probably not to our faces, at least while we are tooled up:D

 

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