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Utah Bob #35998

Best obituary ever

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My wife and kids just found good material for mine.

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VERY good!  I left a message.  

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Priceless!!!!

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That right there, is just BRILLIANT.

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1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

I dare not to let Ima:wub: read that.........:lol:

OLG

She'ss too gentile and polite to do something like that.  Of course, she may just uncork once you're gone and really spill it all. 

 

We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?  :P

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Sounds like the type of man Captain Woodrow Call would not have tolerated.

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

She'ss too gentile and polite to do something like that.    :P

 

She's a good actress too.......:lol:

OLG

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I wish I had known this man.

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Great Obituary, Bob. Where did you find this? Hilarious. :lol:

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Sounds like someone I would have liked!

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Now we all have something to aspire to.

 

Imis

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When I turned 60 some time ago,,,, My Wife invited my friends to my Funeral , she made up bulletins/Order of service ,,, Did up a right proper Job ...

Told some things about me that many of my recent ( last 20 Years ) friends didn't Know ,,, There were some really nice things said some that were even True ...

We had a great time , Great Food good friends and A loving Family .... John a longtime friend, he was 76 at the time got to go to my Funeral and a few years latter I attended His ...

My wife said that she was happy I didn't Die before my Planned Death ,,,,"As it might Look Bad"....

While John and some other Good Pards have now gone Over ,,,, They can say they were at my Funeral too ...

Good Friends may die ,,,,, but they are never really Gone ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

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On 4/14/2019 at 9:13 AM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

I don’t care who ya are, that there’s funny!

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I've been reading through the messages left.  Notes from all over the globe.

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SWMBO informed me, that she now has a copy of that obituary.

Should I be worried? :huh:..............................................:lol:

OLG

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4 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

SWMBO informed me, that she now has a copy of that obituary.

Should I be worried? :huh:..............................................:lol:

OLG

Depends on how you want to be remembered.  

 

Because of various errors, Alfred Nobel read his own obit when he was alive.  He decided to create the eponymous Nobel Prizes for which he will always be remembered.

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We'd a got along just fine......God Bless all those types of true individuals.

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