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Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama)

 

Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. 

To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her.

Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”.

We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?”

I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.”

I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s.

I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that....

 

Honesty is the best policy. ;)

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HER: (Lorena)  -  " I'll get even with him for not sharing that banana split from DQ"!

 

HIM:  (John)   -   'Wonder why Lorena put those scissors on her night stand'?

 

 

..........Widder

 

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3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama)

 

Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. 

To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her.

Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”.

We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?”

I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.”

I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s.

I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that....

 

Honesty is the best policy. ;)

Doesn't work.

 

She asks, "What are you thinking?"

 

I, being honest, answer, "Nothing."

 

She gets mad and accuses me of not sharing.

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Him: I wonder what she's thinking...

Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel.

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8 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Him: I wonder what she's thinking...

Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel.

 

Squirrel goes good with banana splits with caramel and pineapple toppings.

 

..........Widder

 

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Her: You @$$, I can't believe you went to McDonalds AND Dairy Queen and didn't bring me anything.

 

Him: Wonder if I should add a shake from Steak and Shake to the mix next time...

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3 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

True words of wisdom!:o

 

Who are you and what have you done with the real BMC?:angry:

BMC is wearing cement shoes in Puget sound. I stole all of his salmon fishing gear also. 

Just before the salmon disappeared. 

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