Tennessee williams Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I had to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Where did you find this Pic of my old girl friend..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 Just now, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Where did you find this Pic of my old girl friend..... ..........Widder He's cut her off for not letting him get some DQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 HER: "If he does 'that' again, I'm gonna kill him". HIM: "Wait till she gets a whif of those hard boiled eggs I had for lunch". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama) Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her. Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”. We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?” I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.” I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s. I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that.... Honesty is the best policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 WELL PAT............. how long do they last? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 HER: (Lorena) - " I'll get even with him for not sharing that banana split from DQ"! HIM: (John) - 'Wonder why Lorena put those scissors on her night stand'? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 HER: I read the thread about the cost of playing Cowboy! HIM: I really need that Shiloh .45-70...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 HER: I'm taking those Ruger .32s HIM: Dangut, why was I stoopid enough to let her shoot those Ruger .32s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama) Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her. Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”. We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?” I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.” I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s. I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that.... Honesty is the best policy. Doesn't work. She asks, "What are you thinking?" I, being honest, answer, "Nothing." She gets mad and accuses me of not sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I don't remember Hubby ever asking me that or me asking him. IMO, if someone wanted to share their thoughts, they'd say them rather than just thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Wise statement, Miz Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 Him: I wonder what she's thinking... Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Him: I wonder what she's thinking... Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel. Squirrel goes good with banana splits with caramel and pineapple toppings. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Wise up guys, you ain't ever gonna win a contest like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Her: You @$$, I can't believe you went to McDonalds AND Dairy Queen and didn't bring me anything. Him: Wonder if I should add a shake from Steak and Shake to the mix next time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Wise up guys, you ain't ever gonna win a contest like that. True words of wisdom! Who are you and what have you done with the real BMC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: WELL PAT............. how long do they last? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: True words of wisdom! Who are you and what have you done with the real BMC? BMC is wearing cement shoes in Puget sound. I stole all of his salmon fishing gear also. Just before the salmon disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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