Alpo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 A jaywalker gets brushed by a taxi. Jumping back, he stumbles, falls, and hits his head on the curb. A man stops and bends down to help him. Two uniformed Boy Scouts push their way through the gathering crowd, gently move the man out of the way - "Excuse us, Sir" - and start giving yhe jaywalker first aid. The man watches for a minute, then leans down and says, "When you get to the part about getting a doctor - I'm right here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 I started to title this FOR HARDPAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 They were prepared and probally more eager to help than the doctor. GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 And Hardpan appreciates the humor this morning, and can certainly use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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