Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 3,774 Posted March 13 Howdy Folks, I heard that FKCGG had settled down for the night after leaving town (see https://forums.sassnet.com/index.php?/topic/285268-well-darn-takes-all-the-fun-out-of-it/), and in the morning when putting his boots back on, was bit by a rattlesnake. Tale is that an Apache warrior who happened upon him, saw that he was a man of GOD and saved his life and that Kit is recuperating at some remote Indian camp along the river. Regards, AM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,910 Posted March 13 Is the snake okay? Sorry Kit, couldn't help myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoky Pistols 475 Posted March 13 Snake is probably fine. The Apache warrior, however, has been severely ostracized and told to pack his tepee wikiup and leave the tribe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L 1,345 Posted March 13 do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Crimes 1,605 Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Is the snake okay? Sorry Kit, couldn't help myself. After 3 days of agony and pain................................................................................ the snake died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 2,905 Posted March 13 34 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? Since Apaches live in wikiups, why does it matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 2,777 Posted March 13 Actually, the snake slithered off with his rattlers clacking and buzzing loudly, and it was yammering incoherently. The Apache medicine man is tending both the snake an FKCGG. The snake is unlikely to recover and the shaman is praying and casting his best spells to bring on a permanent case of full body lockjaw to the wayward cleric!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 2,481 Posted March 13 What I heard is that FKCCG kept telling his trademark silly jokes until the snake finally hanged itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 442 Posted March 13 37 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: What I heard is that FKCCG kept telling his trademark silly jokes until the snake finally hanged itself. With itself!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Crimes 1,605 Posted March 13 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Actually, the snake slithered off with his rattlers clacking and buzzing loudly, and it was yammering incoherently. The Apache medicine man is tending both the snake an FKCGG. The snake is unlikely to recover and the shaman is praying and casting his best spells to bring on a permanent case of full body lockjaw to the wayward cleric!!! Just so long as that includes his typing hand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoky Pistols 475 Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? I think you'd pack it, then drag it. But what do I know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 2,481 Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? I guess it depends on whether someone is still in it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,258 Posted March 13 4 hours ago, Smoky Pistols said: Snake is probably fine. The Apache warrior, however, has been severely ostracized and told to pack his tepee and leave the tribe! After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,258 Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? Pack, then drag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoky Pistols 475 Posted March 13 2 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian. Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 1,966 Posted March 13 Just now, Smoky Pistols said: Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something?? Enough to fill a rabbit...……………………………….Warren? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Texas Lizard 678 Posted March 13 11 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Pack, then drag. That is the womans job...Let Allie Mo do the draggen.... Texas Lizard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 665 Posted March 13 25 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian. But is running for POTOS in 2020 on the minority ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 2,905 Posted March 13 19 minutes ago, Smoky Pistols said: Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something?? Ten generations between. Me 1024 Daddy 512 Grandpa 256 G Grandpa 128 Gg Grandpa 64 Ggg Grandpa 32 Gggg Grandpa 16 Ggggg Grandpa 8 Gggggg Grandpa quarter Ggggggg Grandpa half Gggggggg Grandpa full blood Eight greats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 3,992 Posted March 13 3 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee? You pack yer tepee then yer squaw drags it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. James H. Callahan 505 Posted March 13 I thought Allie Mo was making up alphabet soup for a bad word. JHC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey Business 473 Posted March 13 44 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: But is running for POTOS in 2020 on the minority ticket. Plenty of pow wow's coming up in GA. Let's see if she shows up for any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Crimes 1,605 Posted March 14 3 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: That is the womans job...Let Allie Mo do the draggen.... Texas Lizard 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: You pack yer tepee then yer squaw drags it. Gents, There are easier and less painful ways to end your life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,910 Posted March 14 Well, I for one, miss Father Kit. I hope he returns soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 2,777 Posted March 14 13 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Well, I for one, miss Father Kit. I hope he returns soon. Pat!! Practice some when you get a chance!! If your aim improves, you might not miss him next time!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Crimes 1,605 Posted March 14 We jest because we love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 2,404 Posted March 14 7 hours ago, Alpo said: Ten generations between. Me 1024 Daddy 512 Grandpa 256 G Grandpa 128 Gg Grandpa 64 Ggg Grandpa 32 Gggg Grandpa 16 Ggggg Grandpa 8 Gggggg Grandpa quarter Ggggggg Grandpa half Gggggggg Grandpa full blood Eight greats That's about two and a half centuries or so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 5,338 Posted March 14 5 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: That's about two and a half centuries or so... Yep the beginning of that line witnessed the birth of our great nation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 1,258 Posted March 14 13 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Plenty of pow wow's coming up in GA. Let's see if she shows up for any. I doubt that's gonna happen. That's about the LAST place she'd wanna go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 269 Posted March 14 Levity, levity! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 3,992 Posted March 14 Father Who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 3,992 Posted March 14 Just kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,233 Posted March 14 22 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: You pack yer tepee then yer squaw drags it. Doubt you are including my squaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 3,992 Posted March 15 2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Doubt you are including my squaw. Her maid can do it for her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 2,777 Posted March 15 On 3/14/2019 at 7:58 AM, Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 said: Levity, levity! Jocularity!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
