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Howdy Folks,

 

I heard that FKCGG  had settled down for the night after leaving town (see https://forums.sassnet.com/index.php?/topic/285268-well-darn-takes-all-the-fun-out-of-it/), and in the morning when putting his boots back on, was bit by a rattlesnake. Tale is that an Apache warrior who happened upon him, saw that he was a man of GOD and saved his life and that Kit is recuperating at some remote Indian camp along the river.

 

Regards,

 

AM

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Snake is probably fine.  The Apache warrior, however, has been severely ostracized and told to pack his tepee wikiup and leave the tribe!

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2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Is the snake okay? :lol:

 

Sorry Kit, couldn't help myself. :D

 

After 3 days of agony and pain................................................................................ the snake died:rolleyes:

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34 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee?

Since Apaches live in wikiups, why does it matter?

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Actually, the snake slithered off with his rattlers clacking and buzzing loudly,  and it was yammering incoherently.  The Apache medicine man is tending both the snake an FKCGG.  The snake is unlikely to recover and the shaman is praying and casting his best spells to bring on a permanent case of full body lockjaw to the wayward cleric!!!

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1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Actually, the snake slithered off with his rattlers clacking and buzzing loudly,  and it was yammering incoherently.  The Apache medicine man is tending both the snake an FKCGG.  The snake is unlikely to recover and the shaman is praying and casting his best spells to bring on a permanent case of full body lockjaw to the wayward cleric!!!

 

Just so long as that includes his typing hand:P

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

do you "pack" a tepee or "drag" a tepee?

I think you'd pack it, then drag it.  But what do I know?

 

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4 hours ago, Smoky Pistols said:

Snake is probably fine.  The Apache warrior, however, has been severely ostracized and told to pack his tepee and leave the tribe!

After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian.

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2 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian.

Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something??

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Just now, Smoky Pistols said:

Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something??

Enough to fill a rabbit...……………………………….Warren?

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25 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

After further investigation, it was discovered that the Apache in question was only 1/1024th American Indian.

But is running for POTOS in 2020 on the minority ticket.;)

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19 minutes ago, Smoky Pistols said:

Jeeeeez--how many greats do you have to get through to be 1024th of something??

Ten generations between.

Me 1024

Daddy 512

Grandpa 256

G Grandpa 128

Gg Grandpa 64

Ggg Grandpa 32

Gggg Grandpa 16

Ggggg Grandpa 8

Gggggg Grandpa quarter

Ggggggg Grandpa half

Gggggggg Grandpa full blood

 

Eight greats

 

 

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3 hours ago, Texas Lizard said:

That is the womans job...Let Allie Mo do the draggen....

 

Texas Lizard

 

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

You pack yer tepee then yer squaw drags it.

 

Gents,

There are easier and less painful ways to end your life:blush:

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13 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Well, I for one, miss Father Kit. I hope he returns soon.

 

 

Pat!!  Practice some when you get a chance!!  If your aim improves, you might not miss him next time!!  :lol::lol: :lol:

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7 hours ago, Alpo said:

Ten generations between.

Me 1024

Daddy 512

Grandpa 256

G Grandpa 128

Gg Grandpa 64

Ggg Grandpa 32

Gggg Grandpa 16

Ggggg Grandpa 8

Gggggg Grandpa quarter

Ggggggg Grandpa half

Gggggggg Grandpa full blood

 

Eight greats

 

 

 

That's about two and a half centuries or so...  :rolleyes:

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5 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

That's about two and a half centuries or so...  :rolleyes:

 

Yep the beginning of that line witnessed the birth of our great nation.

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On 3/14/2019 at 7:58 AM, Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 said:

Levity, levity!

 

Jocularity!! 

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