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"Bear! Stop Eating My Kayak!"


Subdeacon Joe

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Apparently the pepper spray works but shrill, high-pitched, whining only makes them hungrier!

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With her shrill voice, going on and on and on.........I was rooting for the bear. 

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Oh, that was painful.  She must have been a millennial; bless her heart.  For most of us, long before the critter started chewing on the boat,  the bear would have died of lead poisoning.

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8 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Oh, that was painful.  She must have been a millennial; bless her heart.  For most of us, long before the critter started chewing on the boat,  the bear would have died of lead poisoning.

If she shoots a gun as straight as her pepper spray, the bear had the odds in his favor. 

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I was kinda hoping the bear would chase her away. Gawd what a noise!

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I was hoping some neighbor would spray her with bear mace. 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Do they make harpy mace?

 

Thanks, Tall Tale Todd.

 

Usually about 20" to 26" with six sharpened flanges at one end. 

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