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Father Kit "Cool Gun" Garth has been absent for too long to believe it to be a mere coincidence.  applying deductive reasoning, it seems certain that he must be in jail for discharging a firearm in his back yard in violation of some ordinance to be determined at a point in the future.  I really want to help him out as, well you know, fools need protecting.  Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns.  I will start with the first pledge of two bits.

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11 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns.

Once he returns he won't need bail money.

 

What you planning to do with all the moola you collect?

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Since he’s been gone this long he probably needs a lawyer and bail has been denied you might want to volunteer your services J. Mark.

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6 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter

 

I'm collecting pledges :D

 

 

 

I do believe that the phrase is now "official"  HEHEHEH

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8 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Rules shmooles, you double cocking gunfighter

 

I'm collecting pledges :D

 

 

 

Who you callin Double Cocking Gunfighter? You coffin chaser!!!

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1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said:

Father Kit "Cool Gun" Garth has been absent for too long to believe it to be a mere coincidence.  applying deductive reasoning, it seems certain that he must be in jail for discharging a firearm in his back yard in violation of some ordinance to be determined at a point in the future.  I really want to help him out as, well you know, fools need protecting.  Accordingly I am going to be collecting bail money until he returns.  I will start with the first pledge of two bits.

He was asking about a virtual gun for rabbits recently;)

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7 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

He was asking about a gun for rabbits recently;)

 

He been watching "Valdez Is Coming" again...?  :)

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1 minute ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

I think we might need to put together a posse and shoot our way into his jail cell. Or maybe hook some rope to the outer wall of his cell and pull with our horses. Or maybe just split up his gear and be done with it.

I don’t know about all his stuff he has a Henry Big boy.

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Well... if we're divvyin' up his stuff, you can keep the Big Boy, I don't need no more spurs, but can I have dibs on his saddle blanket?  cowboy.gif

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My dad and my wife both told me the same thing: Dumbass enough to get in there, dumbass enough to sit in there!

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A good friend will offer support and/ or get bail money

True friend will be sitting next to you saying " DAMN that was fun"        GW

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1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Well... if we're divvyin' up his stuff, you can keep the Big Boy, I don't need no more spurs, but can I have dibs on his saddle blanket?  cowboy.gif

heard he was sitting on that naked are you sure you want it?

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I don't know, sounds like fake news ta me. Put it on the intranet then it has to be true.

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4 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

What does Pro Bono mean???

Discount sports shop, aint it?

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I’ll bet Kit Ricochet plugged an officer in the leg while the man was investigating a report of some crazy guy shootin’ up the area and howling at the critters with a bad coyote imitation. 

 

He’s probably sportin’ a cool orange jumpsuit, white slip on sneakers and picking up trash along a remote Florida highway somewhere. :P

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