Alpo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 I'm waiting to watch the cables glow red and melt all the way back to the vehicle.......that'll show that dastardly feline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Absolutely, cats are evil. Mine put me the hospital a few years back from a bite. Mean little thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Yeah, taint wired right, not the brightest bulb in the cattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Hmmm...a fire hydrant as a 150,000 Amp fuse. Never considered that.., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 When the battery and the alternator fail, the dumb@$$ cat will be in walk-home mode!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Be careful with the anti-cat language; they're always watching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 54 minutes ago, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: Be careful with the anti-cat language; they're always watching! They only watch for a maximum of 6 hours.......the rest of the time they're sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 I've always said cats are evil. Never said they are smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 What No Allie Mo ............................... You All better run and Hide ... When she sees this you're Toast !!! Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Got Nomex nitro rated drawers. I ain’t skeert a bit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Just a little more insight to help you non-cat people understand the feline brain. A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master." "Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?" The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master." Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left." Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?" The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 And that's how Catsup came to be ..... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Beady Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I like cats. They're good on a biscuit with red-eye gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share Posted March 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Badlands Beady said: He's breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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